Yeah. Reading that broke my heart. :(

I used to sleep with a libertarian. At least he was upfront about only being self interested (IN BED! BOOOOM!)

To be fair, Chris Brown isn't a wife beater. He's a girlfriend beater. :-/

Everything I watch Maury (more often than I will ever admit, even anonymously) and it's a paternity episode.... I always worry about the kid a little. Like, what kind of co-parents can these people actually be?

Really good point. To be fair though, Ellen would never bring in a younger audience.... she's way to safe/traditional. Handler would have a better shot at capturing the 18-35 year old demographic....

Chelsea Handler probably just made this face...

I wish I didn't know that...

Oh. Shit.

haha googling sexy tiger is hilarious. The NSA must think I'm so fucking weird. :-D

Maybe his step-dad adopted him?

No idea what you are talking about: NEED MORE DIRTY NOW... PLEASE?!

She really is the worst actress...

haahaha LOVE IT!

Yeah, good point. It's just so jarring... 0_o

Holy shit, is that a PHOTOGRAPH!? I just assumed it was a painting or something from the crazy bright colors (they are the definition of "popping").

pssst...

Hey there crazy butterfly! I was wondering where you went...

WE SHOULD GET PIZZA IN THE CAFETERIA ON FRIDAYS!