Yeah. Kanye's the best

As if...

Fuck them.

Ahhhhh... Never mind! Sometimes I drink red wine and post on Jezebel!

Wait... we both got Dumbledor but got diff character write ups? Mine was accurate as fuck.

When will Don Draper pull it together...

WORST CHARACTER EVER!

I went with Beyonce, so......

Good catch... I'll correct that!

What Harry Potter characters are Jezzies?http://www.buzzfeed.com/marietelling/w…

How much money have we wasted finding a plane in the middle of the ocean (after it became abundantly clear that there were no survivors)?

I just can't relate to this story at all...

Some cats got it, some cats don't.

I'm very excited about this. Very, very excited.

If I could meet the younger me I would tell the truth.

Taylor, I totally know where you are coming from. Pets just don't understand fashion.

I always convince myself that I like classic ballet, but when I'm actually watching ballerinas dancing I think it's boring as hell.

I got you, girl...

It takes a shitty person to exploit someone else's private life. Live tweeting someone else's life is wrong.

So happy for Adele. Hope her new stuff has more duets.