There can only be one...

I'mma let you finish... But Beyonce is the best feminist of all time!

Unless you are Jay Z your opinion on music does not matter. Next.

Finally, someone that understands.

Never let the plebeians get too close...

Mark Shrayber... I'mma let you finish, but dogs are man's best friend.

Don't hate

Unfortunately, sex trucks are last season.

Who are you to mock art?

The hottest place to have sex is wherever your one true love is...

Oh shit...