The Jesus and Mary chain-smokers.

The kids a lost cause. Give it to him.

but much worse he talks bad about me to our four year old daughter.

Sure, but regulation killed poison makers’ jobs.

HE LITERALLY GHOSTED HER!

I was a boy once, now I’m a man. In what dopey wibbley wobbley universe are bra straps ‘distracting’. Seriously, it’s bra straps. I find that as arousing as shoelaces.
Lets be honest, these backward doucenozzles imply ‘shameful arousal in the eyes of the Lord’. Even if I would encounter a pair of particularly arousing…

Men three, four, more(?) times my age began wolf-whistling at me from passing cars as I was a five-foot-nothing 11 year old, walking home from school carrying a backpack. I had barely begun to grow hips!

At 12 - 13 years old, I was fine doing my work in the same class attended by my crush.

Somehow, I have been able to…

“For some reason, the issue of the Ring has emerged as a paramount issue for the Fellowship.” -Pence the White, Year 3019 of the Third Age

For some reason, this issue of volcanos has become a paramount issue for the Pompeiians. - Praefectus Pence 79 AD

“For some reason, the issue of potatoes has become a paramount issue for the peasants.” -O’Pennessey, circa 1845.

Ryan Seacrest is upset that Katy Perry is being offered way (waaaay) more to do American Idol than he is. [Page Six]

Way too young to play Mrs. Pence

What’s hilarious about all of this is that if you take him at his word (i.e. that Obamacare is a horrible system that is hurting people), then he’s essentially willing to saddle America with terrible healthcare out of SPITE.

Word. I found out a mostly women owned and staffed restaurant in my town is holding a “salon” to discuss women’s issues with proceeds benefitting Planned Parenthood. I am. so. there.

I’m a high school English teacher, and I plan to punch one of my colleagues in his throat when he makes his first condescending or misogynistic (or both) comment.

Here’s the best KellyAnne-Conway-Gets-Shafted-by-a-Man-She-Clearly-Finds-Attractive video you’ll see all week.

Another woke little dude. Saw this on twitter.

OMG you missed the cutest woke man there.