I’m glad that the law has finally stopped looking the other way with this bullshit.

Scaramucci, Scaramucci will you do the fandango?

Sometimes we just lie and say we’re in love with him, because we can’t find a better man. And we dream in color, we dream in red - because we can’t find a better man.

RAISE YA HAND IF YOU’RE A WOMAN WHO HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY A MAN WITH CONFIDENCE DISPROPORTIONAL TO HIS INTELLIGENCE

The nav system has a male voice that is always interrupting you.

Even if she had set him up, isn’t the fact that he had a gun with a prior felony conviction grounds to take him to court?

He can dere-lick his own balls.

Did you ask your partner before you left this comment

The mouthguard gif is great. It’s a whole new “Back. And to the left...Back. And to the left.” Only we have actual video.

About the Burlington College issue: I was following their story at the time, and I can’t say I fault her alone for that. It was a tiny school - about 200 students in its prime - with very little room in their budget. They were essentially operating out of a warehouse when she took over, and she “blew” about $10…

We need to make “Trumpster Fire” catch on.

But, but if you vote for Hillary you are literally murdering brown children!

I used Le Tote for a few months because I had gained weight due to a broken foot and didn’t want to buy clothes in a size I was hoping to not be for very long. It made getting dressed for work a breeze and no laundry! Le Tote is around $50 a month which compared to this doesn’t seem that bad but obviously the…

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”