I got through 51 seconds. Jesus, please save us from these people with your rapture thingy.

I made it through 43 seconds...I’m impressed with anyone who got through more than a minute of this video.

My barbie would have lots of accidents that would result in a broken leg that could only be healed by having sex with Ken.

So, now can Ken finally wear high heels?

Jesus, this is false imprisonment. No wonder the contestants end up falling in love with the star, who is probably the only person who doesn't whip them when they ask for more porridge.

What is it with some American people and kids? Kids are part of the community. Parents are part of the community. But people get so pissed when parents for one reason or another with or without privilege end up bringing kids to a “designated non-kid” space (of which there are many more here than in any other country I…

If I found out my ex was engaged or married, I'd feel very sorry for the poor woman who was now legally bound to a human millstone. A woman as awful as he would reject him.

I think I would be upset if most of my exes got engaged (I’m on okay terms with like two of them), but not because I love them deeply or anything. It would be because I find them to be entirely loathsome individuals and I want them to be alone and preferably miserable forever.
I am not as nice as I pretend to be.

That has to be the most fucked up thing I've ever heard. This may sound illogical, but you should be able to press charges for...something. Emotional fuckery? I'm so sorry you went through that. There should be a special place in hell for him and his entire fucked up family for being complicit in all that shit.

I don’t know, but I view them with GLEE.

I have a friend who sent out save the date cards with a pic of her and her fiance nearly fucking in the waves on a beach.

When I saw this, I thought I should share my story but didn’t because it’s so fucked up it’s almost unbelievable.

Yah and it makes them shut up about sports for at least ten seconds, so I’m in favor automatically, despite my extremely limited interest in babies.

I only hide them I think because idiots will go Ooooh she’s bitchy cos she’s bleeding profusely from her vagina. And then I’ll have to stab them. And hospitals are really reluctant to hire you if you stab enough people without orders to do so.

Laughing at a menstruating woman = virgin

What the fuck are you talking about? Women don't poop. We're angels sent from heaven to please boners and make sandwiches. We're pretty and sweet. Not animals who do things so crass as poop!

I hide all my deepest darkest secrets in my tampon. I know they’ll be safe from prying maneyes in there.

that’s legit what politics is now. getting a job and doing just enough to keep it- which often involves not doing anything, for fear of making voters angry.

This shit would never happen in Arvada!

Mine did! We even had brown rice! But I didn’t go to school in America.