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One of her problems is Monica Lewinsky? May I please ask why it's her problem that her husband cheated on her almost twenty years ago?

You know what else shouldn’t be tax exempt? Any church!

Like most people, I was an gangly teen- all pimples and limbs and braces. I had a huge, super nerd-girl crush on someone I’ll call Joe. Joe was a year older than me even though he was in the same grade, and had bit puberty sooner as a consequence, so was more man-than-boy shaped. Ravelston likied.

One look at time on

From a child safety standpoint, it’s a REALLY bad idea to leave a kid totally alone with one adult. Yikes.

Ugh I hated middle school. I HATED middle school. So much that when my parents casually suggested the state’s only ALL-GIRLS private high school instead of continuing on at the local HS I JUMPED at the chance. I still regret nothing.

I hate articles like this. Not because it isn't valid information that people should have, but because it would have made me feel like shit when I was pregnant and for a year after having my daughter.

Flying on a plane with your period is just irresponsible. You want to attract flying bears? Because that’s how you attract flying bears.

Madonna fans out there: can you help me understand not being embarrassed by her whole look these days? It’s not so much that it’s age-inappropriate, because she’s goddamn Madonna and she can wear whatever she wants, and I’m not interested in forcing a woman of any age into some socially prescribed model of

I look at that outfit and I am embarrassed for her. Can she just stop?

Your baby needs to eat?? You’re going to have to take that into the restroom! We’re not animals here! Our babies only eat where we shit. Safely out of sight. As the gods intended.

That’s how they trick us into taking care of them. Babies also giggle for the first time at the exact moment their parents start contemplating leaving them in the woods.

So I’m learning to breastfeed right now. My four day old and I have had many uncomfortable moments of me sobbing, “JUST SUCK THE DAMN BOOB” while she flails about frantically instead of latching on.

Little swirl in the hair makes my want to put my nose against this little guy’s head. How do babies smell so sweet?

Uh. I have seen many, many self-proclaimed feminists on this very site argue that sex work is morally wrong. You’re lucky you’ve never seen that, or you’re intentionally oblivious.
Cute response though, trying to make me into the one who’s not a feminist for supporting sex workers. A+ for effort.

It was two decades ago in a very quiet part of rural Ireland; I wouldn't place bets on the little old lady's condom familiarity prior to getting a surprise present of a lot of used ones in a bag. A decade earlier, condoms were almost impossible to buy in Ireland. It's a very different culture. And I would hurl NOW if

I am pretty much willing to hang out with anyone if the booze is free. I'd go to a pro-life rally giving out signature "baby killer" cocktails. (runs off to figure out what exactly would go into a baby killer cocktail)

See? Men are just TOO emotional to be president. What if he gets into a spiteful bad mood and launches nukes or something? Men have such delicate feelings and just can’t control them, the poor dears.