Keep calling social services. That is NOT a normal situation, and that is not CIO, it’s neglect. I’m sorry your dealing with that, it’s horrifying.

Babies are thinking, “Oh my god, I’m so hungry and alone and I am going to die” because they don’t understand a world outside of the womb. Leaving a child alone to “cry it out” for hours when crying is their ONLY way of communicating a need is really fucked up.

Any parent who can stand to listen to their baby cry for…

People put it in bottles with formula to make babies sleep more. It’s not good for a lot of reasons— chiefly the choking hazard (you have to poke a bigger hole in the bottle). It has no nutritional value and just makes babies obese. The reason they sleep more is because that shit is hard to digest. You know how when…

When babies are very small, they are not even capable of manipulating us in that way. I’m not sure at what age they are, but when a baby cries, it has a need, either hunger, cold, wetness, or just a need to be held.

My sister sent me a text on April Fools day pretending to be Nev trying to get in contact with me. Even though I'm not catfishing anyone and not at all pretty enough to have my photos stolen by a catfisher, not gonna lie, a tiny part of me started panicking and feeling sick.

I came here to ask if it was ok to be in love with Max. I just like, need to smell his hair.

Maybe that means we can have a show completely devoted to Max and his beautiful gray hair and dreamy smile ::swoon::

Did she then say, “hey can you introduce me to Max because is a much more fuckable.”

How can you talk about "Dance Moms" without addressing the real star of the show: Vivi-Anne?!?!?!

Be sure to ask him if he is carrying a pregnancy to term on human gestational time( 9 months) or elephant gestational time (21 months.)

Skinny girls eat pizza. Fat girls eat pizza. Everyone eats pizza! Morons.

Camping with a baby is ok... camping with a baby before you have had your first period after you gave birth - give it a miss... You will get it whilst you are camping which is less fun that you would imagine and costs a bloody fortune in knickers, sleeping bags, etc etc and almost causes divorce so just don’t. Camping…

So many things I hated that my parents did when I was a teenager or a kid, I suddenly realize were genius as an adult.

In my experience older, overweight men in particular LOVE fat shaming women. My father-in-law, who has a huge beer gut has made a few choice comments on how I haven’t lost my baby weight. The irony of this is totally lost on him. Like Kelly, I smile, ignore and drink my wine.

Fat jokes: the last vestige of people who truly have nothing intelligent to say.

Is it really that hard for you to mentally replace “flight to Beirut” with “road trip to a nearby National Park”? The idea was that she took some time to hang out with her friends without a baby and husband in tow. The “Beirut” part was totally inconsequential.

It’s cool, you can join our group. We’re the World’s Okayest Moms- and we’ve got the mugs to prove it. (sorry that the picture is giant and fuzzy) Here’s your welcome bouquet.

I’ve seen the trio show she does with Brandy and Brandi.

I think it was sarcasm? Not positive but pretty sure.