I read stories like this and immediately need some baby cuddles. My baby is sleeping peacefully and my two-year-old is in a “don’t touch me!” phase... definitely the wrong time to read this.

The last time I was on a plane, I was with my toddler. I smelled an awful smell and said, “Did you pooh?”, and she told me no. I questioned her a few times, as the smell was awful. Then I look up to see the woman next to us with her face beet red. She had farted and stunk up our area.

I’m always shocked how many people want to get belligerent for a flight. I’ve been buzzed on a plane and thought it was the worst experience ever. I thought drunkenness made the flight more uncomfortable and didn’t make flying a better experience at all. And I like myself a drink or ten...

I was doing really well with my drunken sailor mouth, but I’ve recently had a regression in my progress. And, considering my almost two-year-old is repeating EVERYTHING she hears, I need to try harder. We’ve been amazed with how much she’s picked up on in the past month - most of it good, like now forming full…

I use the Peter Thomas Roth vitamin C night cream (no clue the exact name, but the bottle looks just like the product above) and it’s AMAZING. My skin is flipping fantastic. After years of adult acne, I don’t have breakouts. I lather it on before bed and now only have a tiny spot maybe once a month. A vast improvement…

You should definitely be a manny. Can you imagine how many Upper East Side mums would be in bidding wars over you?

Who does know how to deal with a toddler in a crowded restaurant in Manhattan?!? Well, besides you, obviously :)

Toddlers do tend to repeat anything they hear. She heard it at home, daycare, TV, or from other kids. It could have been anywhere. I accidentally let the F-bomb drop in front of my almost 2-year-old when I spilled water all over the floor, nearly getting it on my laptop, and she was saying it for a straight week. I…

Adorable and not creepy at all. The parents were probably exhausted and happy that a friendly stranger was there to help. I don’t think them ignoring her at a restaurant was a good idea, though. As for the ugly and stupid comment... toddlers are insane little creatures. If that had been my daughter, she would pout for…

That’s so strange to me, because where I live, kids go everywhere. Asian culture loves children and they’re always welcome at pretty much any restaurant. I wouldn’t be taking them to Nobu, but, generally, they can go to any restaurant. The kids are all very well-behaved, though, and no one is running through…

I agree. The parents are in the wrong for not trying to stop the crying as soon as it began, and not removing her when it didn’t stop. There have been conflicting stories and I don’t really believe that she screamed non-stop for 30 minutes, but even a few minutes is too long to let a child scream in a restaurant.

I saw the same documentary, or one that had similar information presented.

Such a victim. Why aren’t people being more compassionate and thinking about the poor man who raped (likely) hundreds of women? Only about 50 have come forward. Can we get REAL evidence instead of this public media crucifixion?

I know, right? Why would anyone criticise HER?

I mean, I can’t even be bothered to dye my hair, and now society expects me to have a perfectly bleached anus, vagina and areola?!? FFS, I’m glad I’m married to a man who expects very little in the upkeep department. As long as I shower occasionally, he’s happy. Maybe this is something the Upper East Side wives who…

Fuck people on Facebook... I used to give in and respond to people there, but found that Facebook is full of complete assholes. To preserve your sanity, avoid Facebook comments.

I’m so behind in the lady area upkeep department... nipple and vaginal bleaching!?!?

Thank you for the laugh :)

And here I was, still using Lysol to freshen up my area...

Then you sue your server for making you hurl coffee at his/her face.