I think we got a good laugh out of it. When we started dating it got serious very quickly (we had been really good friends for years, so knew we’d probably be together for the long-haul), so we both got tested and were fine. We knew she was probably doing it for attention.

When my daughter was about 4-5 months old, I took her to an action film (one of the movies for mums with babies, so I wasn’t being an asshole), and I had to leave because it was too much for her. The noise scared her and she wasn’t able to sleep at all, because of the explosions and gun shot sounds. I think the…

When I got married, the only style of dress out there seemed to be A-line or ballgown strapless... basically, BORING, unless you were able to go for the very high-end designer gowns. This was before mermaid was back in style, so even that wasn’t really an option. I eloped in a blue dress I got at a high street shop,…

Let me show you what I roll with when I travel...

I remember being about 3 and going to the science museum with my mom. I loved the Flintstones and there was an exhibit on dinosaurs. It was an interactive exhibit for kids and I asked the lady about humans living with dinosaurs. She said that actually never happened and that dinosaurs lived millions of years before…

I think if I ever get the chance to go, I’m going to make matching family shirts that say “Richard Dawkins is my Homeboy”, “Stephen Hawkins be my Dawg”... and so on. I may even bring my signed copy of Dawkins’ “The Greatest Show on Earth” to show the people working and visiting.

I have family in Kentucky and have always said if I’m ever back, I’m going there. I’d hate to give them money, but I have to see how ridiculous it is.

I only felt overwhelmed by so much information that you needed to read through.

Lol... spunk...

I live in Asia and love how kid-friendly it is here. Children are welcome everywhere and they’re actually liked by the general public, not loathed and hidden away.

A friend commented on FB that someone brought their child, who she guessed was about 4, to a late showing of 50 Shades of Grey. WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!

Who the hell does that?!?!

Unless you’re definitely a certain size and most clothing looks good on you, I’d never recommend buying Zara clothing online, unless you have free or cheap shipping and free returns. I will grab a dozen things to try on and am lucky if one thing is flattering. Their cuts often aren’t the best for women with larger…

Random memory here that I remembered after reading about your ex on FB...

This. Sue the shit out of him. I’m guessing she’s in the US, and you can sue for anything there... I bet if someone called your cat overweight and it made you sad, you could sue them. If this isn’t something worthy of suing over, I don’t know what is.

I’m concerned that a grown woman is posting a video of her singing Taylor Swift songs online... the entire passive aggressive shit is ridiculous, but the songs are, somehow, far more disturbing. That’s shit for a 13-year-old to be doing, not an adult.

The wedding photos are uncomfortable enough (“Gaze into each other’s eyes...”) so there was no way I was going to subject myself to engagement photos. Yuck. I can’t even be talked into posing with my newborns for baby photos. I only want photos of them - they’re the cute ones - so leave me alone!!

Graphic birth stories are what is currently annoying me on FB. Why must every annoying girl I went to high school with have a “mommy” blog and write about their determination for an unmedicated birth and how they delivered their placenta? Yuck. Been there, done that, and don’t even remember the placenta or care to…

No, seriously, baby cry faces are the cutest thing ever. If it’s just an innocent cry and not anything serious, like an injury, I’m totally smiling and finding my baby’s cry face adorable.

When you meet a man okay with monthly lady business, he’s a keeper.