Stewart Lee

This sounded so bad I thought Netflix had gone into receivership, because it's certainly bankrupt of ideas.

She said immediately. Gina must be either knocking the chef out the fucking way as she charges to the oven to have her oesophageal tract burned raw by hot oil and melted cheese, or bitch is already in the dang oven.

He slaved the frees!

Not together, of course. They couldn’t even stand to hypothetically go together in on something. All cranberry guy has to do is tell Nicks that Buckingham is suing him, and she’ll probably hand over her rights to the song, just to fuck Lindsey over.

Came to the comments looking for a Sonic: Best Picture comment. Was not disappointed.

I just went and read the imdb trivia for the film. It’s all about Mickey’s tributes to Don. Somehow the knowledge of how their relationship turned out later makes me even sadder than the knowledge of the facts that we are on a hopelessly warming and dying planet in the midst of an extinction crisis.

See, i figured he’d be nice. Mickey Rourke seems like he’d be nice too. It’s a shame they couldn’t work out their differences while dual headlining on the set of what was an objectively terrible film.

Preface: I’m Australian.

Remember pre-Nash Bridges, when he was a bit of a punchline, with gossip stories about how he couldn’t pay his groceries? And pop culture websites couldn’t wait to run interviews with Mickey Rourke about his dislike for him?

Gold

He liked the free soda we all received when it was released.

I was six then, so don’t think i would have even been welcome at the Tamworth workers for a raspberry and Schweppes. My exposure to the cockroaches was limited to countdown, along with Richard Wlikins’ band, back when he was Richard Wilde and wasn’t killing Jeff Goldblum but was wearing keyboard ties.

Imagine having the thirst for autocratic power, but still lacking the minimal empathy and restraint it takes to be a cop. Fuck those guys.

Anthony is a bit of a God botherer and prick never wears shoes. And one of those tatts is a crucifix bordering on the massive. But apart from that and Jeff’s sleepy illness the only drama has been Emma and Lachie splitting - the rumour was it was because Emma couldn’t have kids, which is what we call in Australia a…

He was also an entitled shit who engaged multiple hitmen to kill his philanthropist stepmother in Burn Notice. He got shot. No one was sad.

Right? I thought it was just me. It was a jumble of names, and by the mid-point i couldn't keep track of who said what and to whom.

Hey gurl, you up?

What, don't you have a phone?

Farrrrk! That’s exactly what i was thinking of! Too late to edit it now. My fuckwittery will stay on here forever.