“the Newcastle incident... i tripped Chas an’ his balls got stuck in a bottle of brown lager in front a bus full of nuns while the driver was reading a Viz comic. It’s why I'm forever damned, an’ Chas’ balls are sore”

Here’s my free speech: crawl back into the diseased anus that birthed you, you weak cunt. Stop posting as other people, and at least have the strength of your convictions to post as yourself. From the greys. Where you belong.

Don’t respond to this fucktard. He's not the real Emilio Lizardo, and he’s definitely not a doctor. He’s a cunt, who insists on using Dr EL’s username and handle to spam his cunt ideology.

Solar Opposites is day one on Stars in Australia... Or at least they are pushing it in all the media.

Hi Sam - if you live in a country that doesn’t have Hulu, but will have its Disney+ accounts graced with additional Disney Stars content on Feb 23, will this content be appearing on Disney Stars?

General Vod.

Ashley Burch is becoming as ubiquitous in games Troy Baker. Her web series (done with her brother and BL2 lead writer Anthony Burch) Hey Ash Watcha Playing is great too, but maybe hasn’t aged so well...

How are you not in the greys?

“From the moment she rolled up to the Nemacolin Resort wielding that big-ass vibrator (which she later used to tap another contestant on the shoulder)..."

If you read it in my accent, it is laid back. Now bring out the boot!

Also about a third of Hollywood. Not a nationalist by any stretch but fair's fair cunt

If you’re rooting for a sports team you’re in a spa with some NRL players.

Jesus cunt, at least we can say the name Craig. Fucking “Cregg”? If that was actually how it was pronounced, why would you name your fucking kid that? See also, Graeme. Two syllables. Not “Gram”. Jesus fucking wept.

If adamant is so good, why didn’t Malcolm McLaren put it in Bow Wow Wow with the rest of the band?

Brand name Coen flakes are carefully sloughed from Joel and Ethan, usually after they rub up against a tree or large rock. Off-brand have been carelessly shed by Etan.

He stole our VCR and long-play dubbed copy of knight rider and sold them to buy off-brand Coen flakes. He's far less than perfect. He's a monster. I was going to hock that VCR to buy drugs, giddamn it!

So, this casting sounds like the producers are determined to pursue at least the median level of mediocrity consistent with a video game adaptation.

This was quite a journey. I’m glad you found your destination, friend.

Your earring is alright with me doctor. But stay off the airfield after the first crash.

I’m pretty sure ‘parsecs’ is a scientific term for when you're an elderly man with an earring and a pilot's licence and the overwhelming popular opinion is you should have neither.