This is the best Deadspin post ever, and I say that as a long-time Deadspin fanboy.
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I always hear “It doesn’t even look like he hit it that hard.” That’s just because there’s no wasted energy.
Kobe gets a bad rap, but his career is legit and he didn’t have the luxury of teaming up with other superstars most of his career the way Lebron has.
They are hilariously projecting their thoughts about how ugly Sanders is
He said it would be great for the league to find a compelling spokesman — preferably a player — to promote all of the good things they were doing together.
Prince Fielder was 5-for-10 off Bartolo; his father, only 1-for-7.
Sorry, but Pop is a goddamned national treasure. Nic Cage found a map to his house on the back of the Declaration of Independence.
This fuckin guy.
San Francisco’s District Attorney George Gascón announced on Wednesday that the city will be reviewing and…
Browns fans, perhaps more adept at wringing enjoyment out of crushing hopelessness than any fanbase on our planet,…
i think the answer is more subtle: gumption. these guys have it. They go out there and they go hard. with the right amount of gumption we’ve been to the moon. Imagine what you could achieve on a football field. This isn’t necessarily that, but getting to the moon was very good. So we will see.
- Fired Jeff Fisher
Wow, it’s almost like the protests, like the national anthem itself, have nothing to do with the troops and everything to do with the dehumanization of black people. Who knew!
Thank god ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER is still anonymous. Last I heard, he was going to the dentist drunk.
It feels weird that PFT Commenter is a media personality now and his actual name isn’t publicly known
An Embiid Eclipse occurs when shade is thrown on the Whiteside of the moon
Top 15 qb maybe? That’s probably being generous, which is to say he’s aggressively average.
Little know fact, back in the 1960s and 70s, men actually had tiny turkey brains so any time they showered there was always a risk that they would look up at the showerhead and open their mouths, thereby drowning in the process. Because women were too smart to do this, it was actually imperative they every man had a…