Their relationship updates (mysteriously) always coincide with my nap time! It’s amazing.

May Bendall and Jezspin both last forevs.

Fun fact: In DC public libraries you are *allowed* to watch porn because of the freedom of information act (I know because I tried to tattle on someone). In Texas, however, you are not allowed to watch porn because of decency laws (I read the disclosure). Federal vs. state strikes again!

I grated a piece of my skin off when preparing mac and cheese one year. I tried to pick it out/looked for like 20-minutes before giving up.

If not lupus then wut?

Quick note, a stroller isn’t a caravan! Carry on and by carry on I mean do fuck off, anti-stroller people!

What sauce does she take with her chicken nuggets?

Don’t discount the fringe chair. It’s hip.

So yes, this is excessive. My plan for next year is to go on a no-buy! including clothes, shoes, makeup, accessories, etc. Two youtubers in particular inspired me to commit to a no-buy, the first is Too Much Tash and the second is Hannah Louise Poston.

MAKEUP THREAD.

I will at least watch this trailer when I get home, if I remember.

Well damned if the patriarchy isn’t hard at work.

All candy is great and worthy to be praised.

This is gonna be pie vs cake all over again.

When two or three are gathered...

Here’s another penny everyone!!!1 I’m 30 and my youngest sister is 20 (as of like 2 weeks ago/on my mom’s side). I know that she struggled living alone with our mother and I wish there had been a way for me to be a better sister/around. I do see THE POINT of caring about your children’s socialization because that’s…

I don’t understand why anyone isn’t able to see their worst fears and conquer it?

I feel similarly about myself as a single, child-free 30 year-old.

Even though life is short I am still going to watch the trailer.

Rigorous testing + condoms seems like the best bet, so I can’t relate. I also would rather take my chances with someone who wears condoms 99% of the time then someone who got tested 2 weeks ago and slept with xyz amount of people before they got to banging me. It’s far too subjective to call, but regardless should…