Very sexual. I’m happy for your sexual life. No good memes to post unforch.

Release and repeat a demain.

Don’t worry, I get you. Once I avoided cucumbers for three months.

I want to go to bed on the high that America is getting a new Supreme Court justice, but before I do I wanted to notify those in the Edinburgh area that we are having our meet up next Saturday! Please come!

Everyone cares.

I feel broke so this is great.

It’s too bad that I’ve already reached my porn quota for today unless I’d def attempt a search.

Sebastian appreciates you.

Embarrassed that he did it or shared the info?

A car crash would be cool. Like all the movies. Don’t hate.

I want to believe.

I’d like to take a moment to thank Beyonce for getting the world interested in lobsters once again.

I hope he puts out a movie.

Fuck those audience members tho.

Real beautiful.

Sidenote: I mean to buy the Saddle Bag 23. My wallet just keeps forgetting.

I’ll settle for nothing less than a Celine. I’ve got several coach bags and I’m looking for a man with a huge dick to up my purse game.

Night!

I bought some straws from West Elm. I really love them. I’m not going to apologize for the size of the photo bc I never care.

I stay in bed for 12 hours. :/ It’s the best place in the whole world though. Like I’m unsure why Aladdin needed to show Jasmine the whole world. He could’ve saved a lot of time if he stuck to the best places.