My spite extends to property damage and stops. Sometimes I get the thought to say something real bitchy (friends walk away in disgust bitchy) to new girl.

Oh no. I’m sure you tried everything to get rest? I’v got no suggestions so please say yes. I’m glad jezebel is active to keep you entertained.

Luke?

Lol, T9 corrected ass to assistance.

Totally.

Have you been reading #waste his time tweets?? I think Miley is def cutthroat enough to do some trifflin assistance shit like this. She probably engineered that hashtag.

Omg. I was thinking about avoiding your post because my reply is so late! It was very in depth and I’m super proud of you for acknowledging the complexity of the Miley Liam Jennifer love square. Like whoosh you really bought down the hammer thor style.

I deserve a purse for sure.

I’m not sure difficult paperwork is a justifiable reason to preclude social change.

Jennifer Lawrence.

She was acting. It’s fine. I swear.

In case anyone is in Scotland, we have a meet & greet and everyone is invited to come!

Cheers to that!

Sienna Miller is the Rita Ora of bland nondescript characters. Jane is multifaceted and dynamic.

No additional makeup required.

So it’s a drive-by then. Super cool. My feelings are so unhurt. Maybe next month or whatever. Unless you’re busy. So true that there is no sun.

I will be the first person to run to the embassy like home girl in the classic 90s film The Saint.

Cool. I’m on the pound so hopefully it will feel like five dollars.

Ok, so tell me if this a sick uncalled for burn or no.

Are you gonna come to the Scotland jezzie meet-up? Or just casually drive by with a reference that we’re neighbors??