Chiropractor: a twelve-letter word for “someone who is not a doctor who wants you to think he’s a doctor.”

Life is just so hard when you’re a billionaire in charge of the most powerful country on earth. I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

The unfortunate truth is that 95% of the population, particularly those who scream “lip sync” don’t understand the technical challenges of music, any music in an outside venue. Or, any venue for that matter.

Ugh, the sound of awkward silence.

There is zero factual proof of this, and it pains me to know so many butthurt gullible morons live on my side of the political spectrum who believe it.

Because the vast majority of Democratic primary voters voted for her.

If you believe all that garbage about HRC you’re as big a rube as those who voted for him. You bought the right wing propaganda hook, line, and sinker. The fact that the DNC pushed for an actual Democrat as opposed to an independent should shock no one, unless they’re stupid. It became clear early on that the Bernie…

Weird how our nation’s wonk polling nerds showed Sanders doing much better in a head-to-head matchup with Trump than HRC, and we’re STILL hearing how much more electable she was, despite all evidence to the contrary.

Someone remind me

Because she got more votes in the primaries? I voted for Bernie Sanders in the MO primary by the way. Did the Democratic establishment prefer a longtime member with tons of experience and fairly Obama-style moderate views over the extremely liberal independent from Vermont (yes I know he caucuses with the party)? Yes.…

Yeah, the people who thought Hillary Clinton was a socialist would have absolutely voted for someone who calls himself one.

The DNC didn’t anoint her as anything. The Democratic Party voted for her.
She was the chosen candidate of the DNC in 2008 too and she still lost. If Bernie had run a better campaign and Clinton hadn’t spent 30 years creating a network of political pros at her disposal, he would have won.

Clinton 65,844,954

Fur sure, it’s a bad pun

Fur real!

Whoever did that to her face deserves to lose his license to practice. There’s no way any mentally competent person says, “Here’s $4 million dollars. Make me permanently look like a cat.” It sickens me that someone agreed to do that.

That’s a serious feliney she just committed.

You know the TV people don’t actually know whether or not you have your set tuned into their station, right?

She’s been forged by fire.