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I've turned an innocent thread about anodyne YA books into gloomer porn. Apologies.
Green Bay Press-Gazette editor Amy Bailey wrote her Oct. 1 column about an incident at a Packers viewing party she…
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*credible* worst-case scenarios
No you don't want to link worst case Ebola scenarios, they are all just New World Order depopulation conspiracy theories, believe me I have checked. Conspiracy theories are my reality TV.
The point isn't things that terrify us NOW. Otherwise this would just be links to worst-case Ebola scenarios.
Kelly Faircloth, these books will terrify no one. Here are some suggestions.
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Do you just tie random words together or do you pretend to be stupid?
Yeah, screw him. Stupid eight year old kid. If he blows through his parent's home equity in Smurf strawberrries, that's just The Law of Ayn Rand in action. Uninformed people tied to infinite ripoff machines should just die!
Friends: Today is my last day at Jezebel.
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