Officially un-snark-able.

If players are grinding it means your core mechanic is overrated suck.

The War Machine did not reply to my tweet. Please only post stories about machines, whether combat rated or not, that might actually reply to my tweets.

I know, it was just a joke. But NFL security is not snatching those embedded PDFs away in this case, are they?

I've turned an innocent thread about anodyne YA books into gloomer porn. Apologies.

No Tom Ley I have not but I have it on good authority that Bill Simmons was intimately involved in speckling the countertops.

No you don't want to link worst case Ebola scenarios, they are all just New World Order depopulation conspiracy theories, believe me I have checked. Conspiracy theories are my reality TV.

We wouldn't even be reading about this if he were an actual NFL player.

You are jealous of Giantism.

Hey Samer Kalaf a lot of these important celebrities with successful careers have highly trained personal assistants to massage their social media. You are destroying a young poet's voice.

Kelly Faircloth, these books will terrify no one. Here are some suggestions.

Look in a mirror.

They are so beautiful and so caring and so obviously alive and feeling emotion and yet insane people want to blow up nature and allow 10 billion humans to live here and to hell with everyone else because omigod, no choice is possible under our economic gods.

Good luck where you go!

Do you just tie random words together or do you pretend to be stupid?

Yeah, screw him. Stupid eight year old kid. If he blows through his parent's home equity in Smurf strawberrries, that's just The Law of Ayn Rand in action. Uninformed people tied to infinite ripoff machines should just die!

Kate Dries made an awesome header graphic or did a Gawker designer make it is very awesome, well that is first post material now to read about Kate Dries wearing giant sweat pants for some reason.

The black boxes are the mirrors in your bathroom when you enter the Tyra Banks Experience they link up to RFID chips oh you know where this dystopian story is going:

I'm excited by the idea of the NFL appointing former US judges to its new NFL court system. Will there also be NFL prisons? Will the NFL legal system extend down to the unpaid NCAA farm system?

Maybe networks should just draft and trade these clowns the way pro team do real players.