No Tom Ley I have not but I have it on good authority that Bill Simmons was intimately involved in speckling the countertops.

Not to salt your happy biscuit but I call NFL PERSONAL FOUL for gross misuse of the emergency headline phrase, "STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING..."

Charlie Jane Anders recommended my post but then I foolishly edited that same post to fix one TINY typo and the post vanishes back into the gray. I think. I don't know.

No you don't want to link worst case Ebola scenarios, they are all just New World Order depopulation conspiracy theories, believe me I have checked. Conspiracy theories are my reality TV.

We wouldn't even be reading about this if he were an actual NFL player.

You are jealous of Giantism.

Hey Samer Kalaf a lot of these important celebrities with successful careers have highly trained personal assistants to massage their social media. You are destroying a young poet's voice.

Kelly Faircloth, these books will terrify no one. Here are some suggestions.

You are imposing a Fantasy / Science Fiction hegemony over Horror fans. So pfft!

Omigod I typed THARE instead of there like a normal, pill-calmed person, thus invalidating my fappomonster post forever, sadness.

Look in a mirror.

They are so beautiful and so caring and so obviously alive and feeling emotion and yet insane people want to blow up nature and allow 10 billion humans to live here and to hell with everyone else because omigod, no choice is possible under our economic gods.

Good luck where you go!

Do you just tie random words together or do you pretend to be stupid?

Yeah, screw him. Stupid eight year old kid. If he blows through his parent's home equity in Smurf strawberrries, that's just The Law of Ayn Rand in action. Uninformed people tied to infinite ripoff machines should just die!

So I had coffee with him like you asked right, he is like really old school and not in the like "hey I am hip to old school" way but more like "hey I am old school because I am that old, these are my icons and crazy policies and shit." He is like a really old dude!! been dating since 2007!!

OMIGOD I WANT TO HUMP THE IPADS WEE!!!!

Because hipsters.

They are going to steal back those goddamned U2 albums.

polite cough, "Cosmic Entities."