This is a thing? A team called the Blue Jackets? Is this their name because like the Red Sox they used to wear charming blue jackets on the ice, or are they going for a sort of honeybee misnomer? I am not sure what is going on here and I doubt this is a real NHL team.

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Ugh, don't feed the trolls! Seriously, you will gain NOTHING by replying to these needy, manipulative jagoffs and in the worst case just make yourself a target.

Free publicity for Frankenfoods and public shaming of EU guest workers, it is not a Patriarchy it is an a AI-ATRIARCHY.

It's better than spending 15 years building Middle Earth inside of Minecraft or whatever, because at least some cats will get some use out of it.

To be fair, it can't be easy to be the public spokesperson for a cabal of monopolistic vampires who, with few exceptions, prefer bleeding bankrupt cities dry rather than spending a single brass subway token out of their ill-gotten Smaug hoards to improve their own goddamn private property. Is Green Bay, Wisconsin the…

These ESPN guys should be dressed as Weiner dogs and other mascot outfits when they present their reports, they have as much credibility.

Not nerd! If Wikipedia can have a 20,000 words about the Thundercats, we can at least spell Rainbow Brite correctly.

Editor-at-large is Bodyist! Just kidding :) Great luck on your future endeavors, and good job with Jezebel. It makes feminism FUN and relevant, not just dry lectures and remote, heavy-handed editorials. Day-to-day challenges and indignities. It's refreshing that Gawker has this site, most media networks do not, their…

This frat lives in an underground brightly painted dungeon. Roll for initiative.

Well said! All humans are in reality so funny looking, it would not surprise me if (hypothetical) super-aliens are collecting comical pictures of us all puffed up and self-important, the same we enjoy cat pictures.

"New Study Shows People With Panic Disorders Respond Poorly To Being Locked In Underwater Elevators, The Onion Can Report"

He'll always have a place on reddit.

They will be over here to blame Adrien Chen soon enough. Nothing a mob likes better than a scapegoat.

Cracked pays Photoshop contest winners, here you don't even get a lousy t-shirt?

It *IS* his dog, the SPCA has investigated his mistreatment of the animal:

This doesn't read like a rant to me. It didn't appear at 2 AM on a Neogaf thread. This article has been carefully written by the solid grammar and punctuation, obviously copy-edited or else he's a naturally good writer. It's on the official blog so surely the rest of his mates have seen it and agreed with its posting.

They should call it Uncle Ron's Family Feedbag. Whenever Uncle Ron threatens you, you get a free steak ... fish.

The Mongol Empire reached all the way from Europe to China so there's no reason some eastern European guys in a Mongol warlord's retinue couldn't be part of that. This is the same era as Marco Polo's journey. Much weirder is the story of the Utsuro-Bune, a redhaired woman who washed up in a boat or submarine type…