Stabby tramps. Cuddly Arthur Lowe in an utterly fucked up version of the horses-head-in-the-bed scene from the Godfather. Vincent Price in an afro wig.

The great Theatre of Blood anecdote: Coral Browne, who played one of the critics, confessed to Diana Rigg that she found Vincent Price incredibly attractive. So Rigg worked very hard to get them together. And she succeeded. And Coral Browne was pleased. And Rigg was happy. And Vincent Price was pleased. And Rigg was…

No mention at all of Diana Rigg in this? In drag in several scenes no less!

“Hey, McFly, by presenting an exaggerated form of toxic masculinity I invite scrutiny of the ways in which post-industrial capitalism constructs performative social tropes that inevitably find their fullest expression in ritualized violence.”

Right. I for one am not excited about the “Back To the Future” prequel in which we learn that Biff was actually a performance artist who, through the medium of bullying, was working to deconstruct the patriarchy.

Everyone was mad at her for calling out the catholic church and then it turned out she was right. Don’t think any other problems she has negates that in the slightest

I just watched Midnight Run for the first time a few weeks ago and I already want to watch it again.  What a fantastic movie.

They got the Duke.  :(

Absolute classic!

The point is the same as all news wire articles these days: here is some vaguely notable news involving a person we like or hate, and if we like them, you go girl! and if we don’t like them, here are fifty overwritten sentences cataloguing all their crimes against morality and decency and virtue, smushed and contorted …

Way to ruin a perfectly good, if a bit fluffy, takedown, with this completely unnecessary paragraph. Gonna be hard to get your “tight five” ready for the open mic if you keep dumping parenthetical explanapologies in the middle of every joke.

Get the fuck out of here and take this star with you.

As a grey, I’m honor bound to not read the article, then attempt to guess what it was about from the headline, photo, and comments. 

Subject: Whedon has weird document mistakes

David Fincher’s Zack, starring Anthony Hopkins as Zack Snyder.

Um. He played a serial killer in The Minus Man

Actually that quote is from a Rolling Stone article in 1994 and it specifically refers to that line being cut from the show.  Cunty McCunt regrets the error.

My favorite joke from “the Larry Sanders Show” was when Artie said this:

We’ll somehow soldier on

It’s going to be a tough year for Martin Scorsese.