*racks brain for Neil Young joke*

“[A]t least one journalist started checking under the hood of his megastar persona, and now the chickens have come home to roost.”

Don’t ever become sufferable, Morrissey.

There shouldn’t be anymore comments after this one.

See, I was going to suggest we change his name to Brad, so that way any time he shows up, everyone can shout “asshole”

I regret that I can only give this one star. 

He held it like an egg.

ALAN ARKIN WINS THE STEAK KNIVES
by Miles David Moore

And I’ll bet when the MCU started, Marvel thought RDJ would be their biggest problem.

A swing, a hit... it's headed for left field! ⚾️

The one thing that always goes unsaid about Stan Lee and what hecreally contribution is that Stan Lee’s real masterpiece wasn’t Spider-Man or Fantastic Four. It was the Marvel brand. Stan Lee made Marvel into no just a company, but a community you wanted to be a part of. He gave the various artist and writers…

What if I told you it ended with a giant beam in the sky and a giant army of killer aliens fighting an army of Wes Anderson characters on a big open field 

Going back to my BFA days (er, never made it to the M), I remember a series of lecturers breathlessly going on about how Van Gogh fell in...love, maybe...with Sien, a prostitute who basically didn’t care about about him and never reciprocated much of anything, and that was a beautiful, wonderful tragedy and the power…

Is it? It’s speculative, and poorly phrased, I’ll give you that. I think what he was really getting at is that it’s just hard to conclude that Van Gogh was a much more sensitive, respectful person than Picasso. Picasso lived to be a wealthy celebrity in his own time. That gave him the means to indulge his abusive…

Barsanti is like the bad thinking guy of metaphors. Why even reference a famous trio if there’s not three things haunting him? He’d have been better off beginning with: A SPECTRE haunts David Zaslav, the spectre of university graduates.

“Gunn’s ‘Fifth Element’” is kinda the perfect description, really. That “moon walk” sequence, with the colored suits and the Spacehog song, was maybe my favorite scene in a movie in long, long time. But yeah, like the Fifth Element, fun movie, probably a good rewatch, but by no means perfect.

First off: good review William, great analysis and discussion.

Oh, are Random Roles pivoting to video now? Gross

Or he could have done a sensitive interview about how upsetting the joke was. Or had his agent put out a press release saying that he was offended.

Since this whole situation arose from a joke that would’ve made more sense in 1997, I submit that Will and Chris resolve their differences the way everyone did that year: GoldenEye 007 multiplayer.

Facility, 2 minutes, Slappers Only