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Enjoyed this episode and considered a vast improvement of the previous, as small of a hurdle as that is. It was still really dumb a lot of the time, but in a way that wasn’t distracting and it had those character moments that allowed just being in that moment in the screen. Although I will admit I was a bit amused how

I’m not surprised at all that Bucky’s a little more old-timey. Personally I want to see an episode open with him complaining to Sam about the Designated Hitter rule. 

In the last half of this episode, I honestly had to pause every few moments as I just kept incredulously burst in to laughter how stupid everything was. Like you could genuinely take almost every major scene from this episode and run it as an action movie parody.

That little shuffle away from the hospital! So good.

The truck flip is incredible but the shot after that is Batman driving the Batpod up a wall, rotating it and landing and that's just cool. 

Or just swap it in for Benjamin Button on the nominees list. I am trying to think of another film that had so little to say about its own topic.

Well except for the fact that it didn’t make enough money at the box office which, for film producers, does not make it worthy to move forward.  And the Armie issue.  But I loved it too (and I am not even much of a Ritchie fan)

Grab him by the dick!

We need more Man from U.N.C.L.E. It was fun and more than worthy of being carried forward.  

the arm reload scene is one of my favorite things...especially in GIF form. 

An Israeli moving into someone else’s space without permission? Surely you jest.

Such a double standard.

It’s the perfect cinematic universe for edgelords who never left seventh grade, and for whom the height of their creativity was a character they used to scrawl on their notebooks named “Bloodfuck.”

I gotta give credit to a Vs movie kinda having a winner?  Key word kinda?  Ah whatever, I'm glad this wasn't taken seriously in the way Batman V Superman was taken deadly seriously. 

Because when you get a shot to get rid of Roose Bolton, you take it and you don’t miss. 

It had brighter colors, and Steppenwolf was slightly more of a mansplainer to the Amazons. Otherwise, this one surprised me by being mostly coherent, and not spending as much time on Superman as a zombie revenant.

The premiere starts with Sam Wilson going on a lone mission to take back a captured Army captain from the same opening villain from The Winter Soldier: Georges Batroc, a French pirate who has conveniently moved from ships to planes.

This is one of the best comments I have ever seen on this site. Please accept my star.

So Darkseid forgot that he invaded earth 5,000 years ago and found the Anti-Life Equation here?

1:21 into the movie, and all I can say is that there’s a whole lot of distracted driving going on in this film.