Stevens and Atwell? Kang had to go back in time to keep them from mating, else the sexual charisma of their child would cause a rip in the space-time continuum!

This was the best episode of this show so far— but once again Pete is overshadowed by the superior supporting cast. Kang 100% agreed with Allan Havey's beautiful, hostile rant against complacent middle-Americans and would follow him to the depths of hell.

Yeah that cut to celeste's son's gaping, toothy mouth— right after someone says something about a thread or a monster— felt like Valee was showing his hand.

Is it just Kang, or are none of the imbedded Netflix videos working today?

'Rampart' is another sorta forgotten movie that has a blisteringly great central performance by Harrelson. Also, speaking as a die-hard fan of Dan Clowes: Art School Confidential is not 'underrated'. It's fucking shit. Conservative, boring, dim witted and charmless without a single character worth exploring. It's…

Yes the way he sorta-admitted fault but purely as a way of hijacking the entire conversation to make it about himself was one of the most subtle, beautifully-staged moments in the whole series so far

Yeah that umpteenth repetition of the 'why didn't we discuss this?' escalation irked Kang too. He gets that these patterns are likely very close to the reality of abusive relationships, but it inched towards self-parody this time. But that's a very tiny nit in this very well-acted and engrossing show. Kidman and…

People also give Mickey a pass because she's played by a GOOD actor, who does a yeoman's job making her struggles with relationships and addiction feel real and relatable. Unlike the irritating, one-dimensional schtick we get from Rust/Gus.

Taika Waititi is a super-gifted filmmaker, and they added Hulk, which made Kang optimistic. But holy shit he was not prepared for the fantastically colorful Kirby designs. None of them come close to the blue-faced glory that is Kang, but damned close! Looking forward to this, it looks closer to 'Guardians' and light…

Kang forgot about that! Enjoyed Django but oh Lordy, 'Hateful 8' needed another script pass and 30 minutes cut clean off

Kang is STUNNED that this was written and produced before Trump's win. It feels so perfect for the moment we are in. Hours after seeing it, can't shake it off. It somehow feels like a classic movie, while also seeming like a movie in which every single studio note got sent to the wrong address. Kang mostly loves…

He was great. The best host in the past decade or so of mostly disastrous hosts. Smooth, professional, a perfect MC who didn't gum up the works with too much fluff. The Matt Damon trolling was genuinely funny and just gets funnier the more Kimmel hounds him.

Goddammit, Kang had successfully abandoned this show two seasons ago and now he hears Pollyanna McIntosh has joined the cast?? She is pure hot genre camp awesomeness, calling Kang like the flame calls the moth…

God, Kang loves Howard and thinks he's probably right about Trump— but Howard! The man is causing so much suffering! Cut ties! They're two sides of the 'male anti-PC' id. Howard is the comedian, the artist, the hero for free speech. And Trump is the loathesome, woman-hating dipshit racist tool of the…

Haha Kang remembers when he was merely dismayed. Around June 2016. Ahh. Good times.

Olaf's improvised sea shanty he sang in the cab was one of the better gut-laughs of the season so far

Kang imagines that all it would take is for one of them to call him 'snowflake', and then he'd just wake up twenty minutes later, covered in their bloody viscera.

You are a perfect right-winger: When considering all the things from liberalism you might adopt as your own—Science on global warming, consensus from intelligence services, preventative measures in medicine and birth control, economic support for labor— you chose passive-aggressiveness.

—Said no one, ev… Ew!

Second only to when he revealed his history as Chancellor of Arby's