Saw the 'twist' a mile away. The more shocking and emotionally difficult moment is when Cap reveals that he knew the whole time. That was legitimately gutsy, because Cap is usually the paragon of virtue and it reveals how flawed he really is. He's sure come a long way from hating compartmentalization, but it feels…

Don't agree. For the movie to work you need to SEE an example of collateral damage, not just hear references to past movies. Also, for good storytelling you should see the Avengers working together as a unit at the beginning so that their devolution means something.

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Also the look in Rudd's eyes! hahahahahaha

Kang was spoiled on Giant-Man, and thought— 'well, they'll probably show him for just a second, or as a punchline, or the FX will be insufficient.'

Coneheads was pretty good, and its commitment to giving its characters a history and a real domestic life is something that today's 'let's just improv for 30 minutes and see what sticks' brand of studio comedy could learn from.

When he jumps on that dummy grenade, it's just precisely everything that Zack Snyder doesn't get about superheroes . Probably the most poignant image of the whole movie is just after the Red Skull's been destroyed, and Steve looks out the massive bomber cockpit and sees nothing but blue sky for miles. He's spent the…

Unless he thinks you're sleeping with Alicia Masters. Kang seems to remember he got pretty unreasonably violent on the Silver Surfer that one time.

Had to look that up. Eww. I said 'cute', not 'sexy'. For shame, Lupin. Kang is a Conqueror, not a monster. But this IS the Internet, I guess.

OMG at 14-year old Melora Hardin! Kang humbly submits that it's ok to think she's cute because he is actually projecting stunning mature adult Melora Hardin over her.

Never was much of a Superman fan (well, of course the movies when Kang was a wee Conqueror) but All-Star Superman was and remains awesome. Same with Alan Moore's Superman stories. Yes, Zack Snyder, grumpy ol' Alan Moore gets idealistic Superman better than you do.

Kang thoroughly enjoyed the beginning of this season, and loved Elodie Yung as Elektra, and yet by the end he was checking his text messages while she was dying. Marvel needs to learn how to produce a tight 9-10 episode arc. Also, it seems even the action scenes got progressively worse through the season.

Harvey, I'd jump in my way-back machine to intervene with that vial of acid just to keep you from existing. But then you'd be happy, and that's a dealbreaker.

Kang has said it before, and he'll say it again: Harvey Dent is a loser whose only power is crippling mental illness combined with disfigurement. Try fighting the Avengers with that skill set, asshole!

Kurt Cobain*

Also, love the fact that Jack's entire strategy is based on his paranoia about the tech bubble bursting, when it's exactly his type of business model that fuels unsustainable bubbles.

'Even though I know you're Chinese, not Japanese. I'm not a racist.'

Now this horse, this horse fucks! Amirite?

Kang thinks it belittles the work of a great actress to simply harp on how sexy they are. So he has redacted his comment to eliminate everything gross and objectifying that he originally wanted to say. Here it goes:

True. But the level of OMG should be a lot bigger for that moment. Kang was more like—'Just get it over with, already' with Jon Snow coming back to life.