With all the time-travel and continuity problems in Marvel, and you blame KANG for not being able to keep track of this shit?

Bowie, Rickman, Phife Dawg, Vanity, Prince.

Why give Ted Cruz AIDS when you can give him a horrible degenerative facial disease? Think of the comedy gold when he's still up there on a podium lying and pandering through his removed jaw like it ain't no thing even as the audience is actively vomiting into the aisles.

No, Kang would unhesitatingly say he's a feminist, but gets tired of critics who play moral scold while ignoring context. That said, you have made good points and his response was reasonable as well. Kang merely thinks that it's such a specifically 'male' movie that the emphasis of the narrative somewhat necessarily…

Kang would like to address the critic's—ahem—criticism of this film as viewing the female characters as 'trophies'.

He is just the best. And apparently he raises the bar in 'Civil War'.

I'd say Malkovich as older Tom Ripley in 'Ripley's Game' is pretty perfect.

Travolta is incredibly watchable as Bob Shapiro. Kang knows he's a showboat, Kang knows he's ridiculous, Kang knows he's a Scientologist. But Kang finds him immensely entertaining in that role.

Kang has no patience for this unctuous pool of goo in a suit.

Kang has never clapped for anyone out of pity.

People hate Hannah Horvath because she is an 'average, middle-class midwesterner' whose parents rent out an entire Greenpoint Bar (I think it may have been Enid's?) to celebrate her twenty-whatever birthday… Which sort of dispels the illusion that this midwestern everywoman isn't in fact a creation of the daughter of…

Kang didn't realize until now that Dr. Phil and Foghorn Leghorn are essentially interchangeable.

Yes, Kang thought he was being clear in his distaste for both the character and her creator, whom he doubts has any handle on what she's doing.

Worse still, HOW THE FUCK DID SHE PUT ON THAT DUNE BIKE-HELMET HEADDRESS SHE FOUND???

Yeah, Kang loved the actors and the first season was great, but it nosedived hard in the sophomore year. HBO was right to pull the plug.

Yes, Kang loved this show's first season and enjoyed the beginning of this season but… everything about the 'charter school wars' was artificial, contrived sitcom nonsense, complete with snooty rich bad guys and someone getting thrown in a pool. Keeeeee-riste.

I hate Hannah Horvath because I guess Lena Dunham is cleverly satirizing self-absorbed millennials so I'm supposed to hate her, and succeeds magnificently… until those moments when she earnestly decides to portray Hannah is an average flawed person who I should identify with…and fails spectacularly

Gordon: 'Uh, did you just KILL those guys??'

The shot from Inside Travis' cab, looking through his windshield, that starts on the corner to his left—- two old drunks bickering over some nothing— then the camera pans across the windshield, surveying the busy street, and settles on the corner to his right, just as Jodie Foster and her hooker friend stroll into…

Kang rented the first one, once. He thought, 'hey, this'll be good for some crazy grindhouse bad-taste laughs.'