Yeah, it's hard to get around how much Manhattan has gentrified.

If you think Rorschach is the 'hero' of Watchmen, then you might be… Zack Snyder?

It's terrific. The kind of John Carpenter movie that not even John Carpenter can make anymore. And John Goodman deserves an Oscar nom.

Let's agree that Adam Driver and Amanda Peet are both good at their jobs and call a truce. Kang promised 1948-era Rita Hayworth that he wouldn't murder anyone today.

A lot of it is shot in Brooklyn.

People keep bringing up that scene, and I never remembered Bats killing anyone in TDK, so I finally looked it up in the (ahem) first edition on my bookshelf. It's ambiguous. He absolutely shoots the mutant, but there's nothing to indicate a fatal wound and the position of the bullet hole behind her even seems to…

Yes, without corporate oversight, we could have finally seen Superman rape someone, probably.

Kang thought you were another sentient organism who simply had differing tastes, until you said 'better acting', at which point you outed yourself as some sort of Lena Dunham Doombot.

Just read 'Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?' And it's both sad and delicious that DC has alienated Alan Moore so thoroughly that they will never again have access to the brain that could render Krypto both adorable and totally badass.

You know Quentin Tarantino????

To be frank, Kang is luxuriating in the massive humiliating critical failure of BvS mainly as a way to feel he's finally gotten vengeance on Snyder for what he did to 'Watchmen'.

Snyder's Bizarro Superman smiles and features prominently in several uplifting, exciting, and well-made movies.

Yes. And 'Hello Ladies' is incontrovertibly history's greatest crime.

Kang is upset!

Not even close.

She's terrific in it. Highly recommend the show for her alone, although the entire ensemble is excellent.

Not an option!*

Perfect idea. Directed by Zack Snyder: Superman comes back from the dead, Batman promptly screams 'It's a fuckin' zombie!' and lops off his head with a kryptonite axe.

Fred Ward as Wolverine.

Henry Cavill is his Manziel. Unlikable, gives terrible press interviews, and is benched whenever possible.