Kang has always been a casual-but-sincere fan of Bowie, but mostly had cobbled together his knowledge of the man from the packages of singles and only occasional full albums.

Kang is pretty excited for the 'Infinity War' movies, because it actually will mark an ending point to the story for several of the characters, like Iron Man and Captain America, which means there's actually better opportunities for good storytelling and closure than in the comics, where no one ages and actors don't…

Yeah, when the guy on the International Space Station has to stop what he's doing just to give you a shout-out on the day of your passing, you've fucking won.

It's an instrumental, but 'New Career in a New Town' from Low. Incredibly uplifting, and somewhat appropriate now that he's moved out of our dimension.

Perhaps it's apocryphal, but Kang heard that post-Underground, Lou Reed had moved back in with his folks in Long Island and was sort of listless and semi-forgotten until Bowie, a VU superfan, came to him with the proposition to collaborate on new music. Which means Bowie is at least partially to thank for Lou Reed's…

This is an excellent film, hardly a B-. It's fair if you're a Tom Ripley fan to be disappointed by Hopper and Wenders' interpretation, but on the merits it's a good film.

'LOOK, PUNY WORLD, UPON MY HERALD 'WIND-BREAKER'…. AND WITNESS AS HE LIGHTS THE BIG MATCH!

Len Kachinsky. Ugh. And then that juvenile puckered face he gives when he's on the stand at Dassey's appeal hearing, forced to answer questions about what an abysmal lawyer he was. He seems emotionally stunted.

Start with the Wire. Then Deadwood. Then Twin Peaks.

I'd know that smug monotone anywhere.

judging by its username, this entity equates 'hipsters' with bongo drums. Which leads Kang to believe that they are operating a Disqus account from the year 1954.

Space travel is for 20th-through-29th century douchenozzles who are too feeblebrained to develop cross-temporal teleportation.

So after a documentary crew spends an entire decade producing a film about a staggeringly mishandled murder case, AVClub blithely posts a bunch of 'evidence'—most of which was deemed inadmissable for reasons we are not privy to— and without citing a single source, other than the disgraced D.A. whose remaining shred of…

Nah, it was funny.

Yes, Kang hates dangling plot threads in documentaries. It's like they don't know how to write an ending.

That joke was funny. I don't think it hurt the cat's feelings. Kang loves his cat too, but toxoplasmosis is not an excuse for having no sense of humor whatsoever.

It actually makes more sense that Officer Colburn found the key in the ignition when he found the car (It's completely obvious he found the car before the search party) and pocketed it until the S.D. could plant it.

Perhaps you should watch it.

So did Steven Avery though, by the end. The stink of prosecutorial misconduct and police malfeasance obscured everything else— which is the point. Justice is not served by self-aggrandizing dickheads who decide they can just make it up as they go along.

Kang's a time-traveling badass, not a legal scholar!