It is impossible NOT to lapse into British at the sound of James Mason. He and Matt Berry have the English language on lockdown.

Fred Ward should have played Wolverine at every age. Everyone loves Jackman, but Fred Ward IS comic-book Wolverine.

'Finding out you're attracted to insanely sexy Oscar winner Marisa Tomei' does not qualify as an 'epiphany'.

You are clearly not familiar with the art world.

Don't forget her cold sore! Pizzelato's never been subtle, but at this point it's like he's fucking with us. Kang almost expects The Penguin and The Riddler to show up and start blasting people in the crotch

The mayor is terrrrrrible. It's one thing to be a cartoon with no resemblance to an actual person. It's another thing to be a cartoon with no resemblance to an actual person, and also boring.

Jesus H. Christ, Taylor Kitsch's character is ridiculous. Are we going to find out that this entire story is happening inside of a hack screenwriter's head? *broods inexpressively at men in tight shorts, spouts non sequitur about guy at the bank trying to touch his butt"

With the Sennheiser Urbanites, you can hear Mantzoukas' erection!

For some reason you are ir rationally angry at Tom Cruise and Scientology right now.

Oh god. You really check off all the MRA boxes, don't you? You're the fucking reason that Kang had to throw away all his fedoras.

I agree, the Boo/Pennsatucky hug was the high point of this season so far. And Kang loves Caputo. Such a great character. He's a mensch who the world has tried to train to be a douchebag, and the world hasn't totally succeeded. Kind of the opposite of Healy. The second half of season 3 is definitely paying off…

'Avoid..the Noid.' (Rock Me Amadeus kicks in)

There is a podcast that involves Janet Varney AND Paul F. Tompkins? Kang would like to purchase this immediately for his private amusement!

Yes, watch this! It is so goddamned funny. And while June Diane and Natasha Leggero are (wonderfully) getting more work, why isn't Janet Varney a bigger star? She's terrific, and gorgeous.

Yeah, not a smart move to remind people of 'Spider-Man 2', which is in the pantheon of great superhero movies.

Yeah, NBC let Fuller get away with everything short of showing that horrifying, dirty Botticelli. Sometimes Kang thinks the earth really should scrap humanity and start over.

He was Dan Doherty in 'Deadwood', and turns in memorable performances in 'Justified' and 'Rectify'. Every time he shows up in something, you know good stuff's gonna happen. Kang literally squeaked when he saw him last night. Great actor.

I don't hate this so far— So far it's really no worse than most of the 'prestige' English mystery series that most critics gobble up. One thing that sort of gestured toward a better show that could have been: Watching W. Earl Brown somehow steal his scenes just sitting in the background as Farrell's partner. But…

One thing that this episode definitely proved… while you can't ever really ugly up Rachel McAdams, she'll still sell the character. Nice to see her getting to show off her chops— she really is the most subtle and believable character so far— but we'll see if this show manages to do anything worthwhile with her.

What is the other kind of person?