She was aiming for Markie Mark, on account of what he did to Lou's 'Walk on the Wild Side'.

You forgot to add '—asking for a friend'.

No?

Meanwhile, there's a whole tumblr page dedicated to CATS! Kang is a DOG owner! I'm going over there to give them a piece of my mind!

Upvoted for Paulie Walnuts reference.

The awkward phone call was great. It should have ended before Stan ran into the room.

Kang would say that it's pretty clear that Don creates the ad. But is that such a dark fate? What do great artists do? They take their traumas and their pain and repackage it into something that can move an audience to feel an emotion in congress with them. Sure, all Don's done is repackage his moment of Person to…

Kang thought the inevitable Stan/Peggy hookup was prettty good, but went on a beat too long. We didn't need to see them embrace in the office and declare their love. The awkward telephone conversation was perfect.

Hmmm. Well, you certainly are in good company if you are repelled by rape. Perhaps you should talk to Freaktown over there.

Hell, Kang thought Theon might snap and kill Ramsay in that scene. It certainly feels like it's coming.

Uh, reading your other posts—Kang thinks you might want to maybe rethink your attitudes towards what constitutes consensual sex.

And then you have the first few Morrissey solo albums to get through. Enjoy your beautifully maudlin summer!

PAULONIUS, DO YOU NOTICE THAT WHEN YOU SHOW UP AT PARTIES, THEY'RE ALWAYS MYSTERIOUSLY 'OUT OF BEER'?

This is the correct answer. 'Raiders' is probably still the king, due to the variety of set pieces, the humor, and the unstoppable charisma machine that was Harrison Ford as Indy. Fury Road could argue for a respectable 2nd place, though. One thing that 'Fury Road' lacks that ALL the original Raiders films have is…

Kang would like to hear your word for something that is bursting at the seams with awe.

SEE IT? IT'S TATTOOED ON MY SOUL! FIVE STARS!!!!

KANG loves AVENGERS 1 and ROAD WARRIOR BUT THIS MOVIE TAKES THE LAST ACT OF ROAD WARRIOR, PUTS IT IN A CUISINART WITH GASOLINE, DRINKS IT, AND SHITS THREE DIE HARDS AND ANOTHER TWO ROAD WARRIORS

WORD'S OUT: YOU FELL BENEATH THE WHEELS!!!!!!

Kang actually was surprised that neither one seemed to be a lead. The movie was such a SYMPHONY OF FUCK YOU that it didn't seem to be about any one person. It was a pure, mythic, visceral slab of movie that seemed much bigger than any single character.

MOST MOVIES MAKE YOU WANT TO ASK FOR A REFUND.