Oh cool, we're in the Crisis stage! Joy! I'm sure this will turn out well.

So when do millennials kill 'not being able to define what exactly constitutes the Millennial generation'? I'd like some hard end-points here.

I try to keep my unwarranted amateur sleuthing innocuous at least.

That sucks, massive one-sided career explosions can be a bitch to adapt to when it's two working professionals as a couple.

That's one hell of an edit there sir

Proximity mines on Facility at 3 in the morning, pizza / soda / candy rations exhausted, fuck you if you pick Oddjob, don't you dare fall asleep or it's marker on your face.

Did not see that Ballers / Oz crossover episode coming.

Don't forget the nonsense words.

Aaaaand once again I have the Clockwork Orange theme stuck in my head. Much like I do every time I see that orange man.

'The Gunslinger' would have been perfect on its own. After that you'd basically need a huge budget and directorial carte blanche on the level of what they're letting David Lynch do with Twin Peaks to even get close. It's an unwieldy meta-text thesis statement series and that doesn't lend itself well to audience test…

You just don't tackle something like that if you're not aiming to get as weird and abstract as the source text itself. Sadly, I'm not surprised it came to this.

"Also. BASEBALL"

It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat!

Closing time bud, the Elks rented the place out for the night.

hashtag FREE
hashtag MEG
hashtag WHITE

All that disposable plastic…

Sigh. Live by the shitposting, die by the shitposting.

We're gonna build a wall

I'm aware of the ridiculousness of the argument but I too must stand behind this statement. It's all about the spices/peppers, not empty carbs.

We get very pretentious here in Texas about chili (beans vs no beans, the argument that will not die) but seriously - Skyline. Wow. Where to begin with that abomination.