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Well shit. See yall in hell.

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haaaa hahaha ha ha ha haaaa. (Sorry, I have no poignant commentary or zingers for this one)

Headline of the year, bar none.

I don't get why he said his version couldn't compare to Tarkovsky's. Both did a great job of putting me to sleep the first time I tried watching them.

I'd be very okay with a season's worth of Oh, Hello cameos in just about, well, anything.

It's been interesting watching folks like Krauthammer and Jennifer Rubin really bring it to him these past few months. As it turns out some of them do have some ethical baselines after all…

Well, I don't know how you want to respond to this in particular but when it's more or less expected that he's always, always going to choose the most inflammatory option available to him, I would hope that we as a society would begin to move past being shocked by this shit. And I'd hope that each time this happens…

I mean that he throws another childish shit-fit when something's going down that he doesn't want the public to know about

Ok, so what's he trying to cover up today?

The Age of Bing has at long last dawned. Begin operations to resurrect the Zune!

🎶We could dance, dance, dance through the fire…🎶

The Ringer has been improving little by little over the past few months. More like this please!

Sadly he's going to pull out / be removed / 'mysterious circumstances' outta this tequila gig and we're all going to be left wondering just how good a Guillermo Del Toro tequila would have tasted.

Get back to me when we get meatspin bills.

Fuckin' bunny driving the Millennium Falcon now? K.

Choices, choices. On the one hand, we have good, timely satire, on the other hand, having to be exposed to Instagram culture.

As unnecessary as it is, that 'cinematically orange-and-teal' jab was pretty alright

Right after I saw the Special Editions in theaters, I had an extremely vivid this-must-be-real dream about jumping out of my bed to find the VHS box set in our movie cabinet. When I actually woke up, I sprang out of bed in the exact same manner and ran to that cabinet - nothing. (They hadn't been released yet.) The…