Taking initiative will get you far!

Off to Comment Valhalla with you!

I was working hard (read: procrastinating) on a draft that was due COB today. My boss just called and said to hold on it as we can't submit as a solo company. So, now I'm procrastinating guilt-free.

Still trying to keep a positive spin on this here - Isn't it a good thing to know that even the new guy's already sick of Steve /b/annon? Maybe the toad's on the outs?

I mean, technically yeah but come on… ain't nobody pickin this up

I'm not in the film either. We couldn't get on the same page when it came to contract extensions. I am declaring myself a free agent.

(quickly scans list)
Oh ok, it's one of those half-jokey things designed to generate some comments of the angry and indignant sort. Alrighty then.

'YouTuber' is quickly becoming one of the AVC's click-cow headline words, yeh?

OK, this is a fair statement -

I came here to see the NFL talk shit about Pitchfork. This was to be hopefully followed by Pitchfork retorting, after which get into a back-alley slapfight and it ends up on WorldStar. I am disappointed.

STOP SLACKING! /s

Why would they play the actual worst Bond song 80% of the time? Masochists.

Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V "Oh the VMAs are still a thing huh"

Does he get garroted by James Gandolfini?

I'll pass… I'll pass on the, uh, whole machine. All of it. Maybe we get smart again at some point, I dunno. Life is full of surprises.

Best of luck to you re: your relationship with your friend, hope he sees the light soon enough.

Yep. He went full-tilt on building his 'brand' and more or less iced out every single friend he had in the, uh, 'real' world unless he felt that he could scam them. It still angers me from time to time (cut contact with him over a year ago) but what can you do at this point. We indulge thousands of little wanna-be…

Lost a very close friend to Twitch myself, I hear you.

C'mon yall, who hasn't wanted to engage in a little dystopian sci-fi fun and get a fakey RFIP chip implemented in a back alley doc's office? Could open a lot of doors, literally. Quit being so serious! The age of cyborg piracy is nigh.

Verily, does he not know that 'get no-scoped' is clearly the superior vernacular?