There, too, is the disembodied head of Jaime, which balloons and bounces around the room like something out of a silent Georges Méliès trick film, shouting “Faggot!” at Alejandro as he tries to scribble his first poems; the violin that his parents present as a more acceptable way of channeling his artistic pursuits,…

How about they do the world a favor and make ALL interest in that anti-fun 'game' insufficient?

I'm a bit perplexed, I can't remember a damn thing about what this story's all about but I distinctly remember that one of the sequels featured the protagonists going back in time to meet Noah's children? This is correct, right? How do I have memory dedicated to this?

Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling dowwwwn…

Makeup and costuming for this looks unhindered/unhinged as fuck. I love it.

I'm thinking it'll be scenes of:
1. Endless book signing tours across the Seven Kingdoms
2. Middle-age weight gain and ennui
3. Someone eventually finds Jesus and pisses off all their friends (probably Tyrion)

I'm still of the belief that if you didn't see them killed on-screen then they're still alive, because this show loves itself some gory-ass deaths.

*face melts, heart explodes, ingrown toenails form, etc*

Please let there be a "Surprise Motherfucker" scene somewhere in this.

I'd love to see a short assuming an alternate Star Wars future where the Empire was ran by total fuckin' morons. It would make for a nice hollow laugh or two.

Ya give FlyLo the director's chair and a nice little budget and you're not expecting some high-as-balls nonsense?

Naw man… come on now… don't fill my mind with such thoughts

So, now that we've got impeachment frothing / resurgent hate-boners for Our Boy In Orange again, can we check to see if someone stayed behind to watch what new slimy plan Congress is cooking up while we get our pitchforks on? Because this seems to happen a fuckin' lot

I was waiting for the part about law and order but then I realized I was bamboozled by yet another headline this year! You write to your mother with those headlines, AV Club?

Sure, ok

If the Russians 'did all this' I'd be willing to wager that there's more than a tiny bit of regret in Moscow now. I don't think a single fucking person, all the way up to Putin himself, has any kind of grasp on this narrative now. Nobody knows a goddamn thing whatsoever about who did what where. Media don't know,…

The AV Club, promoting de-escalation of trivial shit? The AV Club??

What some call terrors others call moonshot kinky fantasies…

We were at a 4th barbecue earlier this week and our friend's relatives from Wisconsin were in… they've backed off from defending Trump but are staunchly pro-Ryan. Talking to them was quite a trip.

Thank goodness the elevator music fanbase isn't quite this divisive.