TH DCKS

Jon Bois is doing some insane experimental work in that little odd nook where sports and pop culture meet. I look forward to seeing where this one ends up.

Is it spelled 'drek' and I'm just out of the loop again?

Sweet. Two morons debating the nation's future. Fair and balanced at last

Enough.

HOW IN THE FUCK DID THIS CHAIN OF EVENTS OCCur-burp, sorry, digestion's a bit out of order today

I was in Costa Rica last week with no access to internet / cell. The biggest news stories of the week were a landslide during construction and drunk hooligans kicking a cop before getting arrested. It was fucking fantastic

We on some petty, petty, petty shit today y'all.

Soon it will take longer for me to complete a breathing cycle than it will take for backlash to a pop culture event to be capitalized upon.

Can we designate a day for the shitheads to just vent whatever dumb momentum-killing shit they can so we can get them out of the way and get back to work? This is like, one of maybe five plays in Trump's playbook and it's such a fuckin gimme. Works EVERY time.

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Just make your 2020 slogan "ayylmao" and get it over with, Don

Wow. I thought I had grown a pretty thick callus when it came to Mayo Zodiac, but that made me consider a mild retch or two.

I guess that age of extinction finally showed up huh, bub

Simple - threaten to out any college player who attends this. I think the fear of watching their draft potential vanish in seconds will be enough to keep them away.

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

And here I am still perplexed at how Hillary Clinton apparently still controls 100% of the nightmare fuel shares of these fat old men. JFC

It can be two things.

Well OK then, Satan

This feels like a Voight-Kampff test variation.
"You see a rat digging through trash when it pulls out a flatbread…"
"I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT MY MOTHER THE AMERICAN POLITICAL LANDSCAPE IN 2017"
(gunshot)