Warren Harding spins over in his grave, wondering where the hookers and opium are. Spins back the other way.

Holy fuck, you're right! I don't exist! Now what am I going to do with the rest of my day?

It was fairly impossible for me just to go shoot some skeet in the afternoon without having to deal with all the hyper-NRA, kill-Hillary spazzes last year. The gun/ammo section at Cabela's was a pure fetish shop.

OK, thanks headline, have a good weekend!

The XX chromosome did absolutely nothing to warrant a statement like that.

Just shut the fuck up, today.

What's absurd about his reaction? Whether he was involved or not, this is eternal fucking Christmas for anyone who wanted to take America down a notch.

FUCK!!!!

If you think freedom dicks are gay you're clearly a homo dude

Boy oh boy am I getting sick of anything employing usage of the word 'Freedom' nowadays, sure hasn't turned out well.

Oh no, now the kids will, have to settle for, works by, uh, Little Uzi Vertical.

C'mon now Kenneth… that 'stache has almost achieved sentience there…

2015: Counter-Strike Global Offensice 'CYKA BLYAT' etc
2016: Election
2017: Arcade Fire leaks

( . Y . )

big if true

(10) Ten let the countdown begin
(9) I was born in the mind
(8) Take the head of a snake
(7) Behold Armageddon
(6) Ain't no love for the rich
(5) Only strong will survive
(4) Cause we live by the sword
(3) Plus sixty degrees
(2) For the black and the blue
(1) For the Sun, step into millennium

Kasich and Jeb are probably the only two name-brand Republicans that'll be able to keep their heads high when this GOP shitshow really starts melting down.

Look, I wake up every morning anxious to check and see if he's really fucked us over in a big way EVERY god damn morning, so I'm going to give him rare 'optimistic clueless fuckin moron' points today and wait for something inevitably more destructive.

I finally watched The Warriors with a friend not too long ago, we were both doubtful that it would be anything better than some really poorly aged 70's cheese. How wrong we were!

Well they can't get real jobs now, can they?