"Next time put the dishes in the correct fucking spot like I always ask you to."
Disclaimer: I've definitely been guilty of this more than once

CAPS IS FOR PATRIOTS

GRR WHARRGH, THEY HAVE DENIED MY AMERICAN FREEDOM-HAVING PENIS, NOW MY BLOOD PRESSURE MUST RISE ONCE MORE, I HAVE TO DEFEND MASCULINITY, ARRGRHHHH

News to me, I thought she was still with Danny Boyle. (which, WOW, good job Danny)

Someone needs to stop selling certain Christians bad weed. Goodness, dude. How you're going to overlook a set/alien design based on endless penis metaphors only to construct whatever the hell that argument was…

Nah man, not even Leno deserves a dig like that

Miz Kanga is doing a crash course on the original series this week so we can catch up on the new stuff - it was fun to explain to her that as far as we know there will STILL NEVER be any explanation as to why Rosie ended up trapped in a drawer knob.

They're not wrong. One dance with psilocybin years ago was an exponential leap forward for me in overcoming a decade of depression.

For all the overzealous editing they've done in every 'Special Edition' since, I am glad that Lucasfilm/Disney/et al have kept that wonderful 'bonk' in.

Oof, three years of probation. That'll actually suck after a while, and you don't get a do-over if you fuck up. Enjoy!

Did y'all know that there's a skeleton hiding in each and every one of your bodies?

I welcome any small nugget of positivity (or at least relative normalcy) these days.

I just edited my statement to include that, how could I forget?

She gave a surprisingly thoughtful performance as CGI Flying Squid #73

What I mostly remember -
1 - aforementioned sweaty silly-as-hell rave
2 - car chase scene heavily sponsored by Cadillac
3 - brief wire-fu stuff with that one guy in the white suit (it's getting fuzzier from here)
4 - the cgi agent, fight, thing
5 - the uh, Dragonball Z like, bubbles, fight, thing in the last movie
7 - lots…

What the fuck was -any- of that performance about?

I would never be able to face the public again if I were in her shoes right now. To have such a tragedy unfairly hoisted upon you must be devastating to the core. I hope she has good support around her.

That's one of my favorite lines from the show, right up there with “There’s no link between diabetes and diet. That’s a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird, or Colorado.”

If this movie doesn't have that certain 'obviously gay to everyone except conservative white suburbanites' je ne sais quoi to it, then hard pass from me.

TV being good doesn’t make people not want to see movies.