I may be giving away some secrets from a certain East Texas-located branch of my family, but don't rag on squirrel meat y'all

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r/catsareassholes has done nothing but preach the true true.

'dipsomaniacal' ooooOOOOOooo Ignatiy's been on a roll these days

Just as long as they don't hit the far end of the bell curve, a.k.a. 'Star Citizen Alley'…

Moore was such a professional that he alone made half (ok, probably more than half) of his shitty Bond movies well worth watching. I wish they had backed him up with better scripts.

Yeah… this one hurts. What a great guy.

I'm Still Here?

I would hope that it would be a satire on the whole concept…

Let's be honest here, how do we know that DHS personnel aren't bitching about him with us on these very same boards at this point…

How about the current one, Elaine Chao? Nothing funny about her. Not married at all to Mitch McConnell, NOPE.

I don't know what this site's average Kroll tolerance is but I and Miz Kanga are very excited for this (especially since I missed the window to score tickets to the show last year).

Like most, I have a limited amount of empathy and I have better people to spend it on. Bye fuckwad.

K, Internet

Still waiting for that 'traditional' re-cut of S4 so I can give it another chance.

Do We Have To Dig This Back Up, Internet? You Didn't Think We'd Get Along Just Fine Not Remembering This, Internet? Is This Really What You Want To Be, Internet?

And now I guess we all sit.

Can the AV Club dedicate one of their food articles to a bit on Paul Masson champagne in his honor?

I was impressed at the brazenness of that choice too. Marketing it as the 'Feel Bad Movie of the Year'…

Well, that's pretty awkward. They made and marketed the first (American) Girl With/Who/etc movie to be a potential mid-size thriller-mystery tentpole and… it just didn't happen.