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I miss my light-up L.A. Gears.

You made it to the end of the work week Bunny, go home and enjoy yourself.

Song of the South?

Nnamdi Asomugha's into music now?

f h a y k

cheep cheep cheep

Well ABC, when 70% of your cast is more or less handing you the shotgun, it may be in your best interests to pull the trigger…

Yes but did they stand on a roof and sexually harass someone so much that their label started offering refunds? Asking for a friend here

Don't go any further! You're teetering on the edge of the abyss!

That always subconsciously irks me when they do any kind of sequel generations later. It's just not how I remembered them.

Oh wow, really? Way earlier than expected!

reeetttchhhhh

It depends on how far you're willing to follow David Lynch down the halls of deep surrealism. (For me, that movie went a few steps too far.)

I will take 'conscious, earnest mistake' over 'crowd-sourced, market-vetted blandness' any day of the week.

Harmony Korine has that effect on people.

I don't think anyone particularly likes The Counselor but it was certainly weird enough to stand out in its own right.

I'm being mostly facetious with that point, but it's fun to drag it in with the mix of legitimate complaints.

If anything they should have scrapped the central plot altogether and leaned in even further on the inside-ball politics. Give me more separatist rhetoric and trade negotiations!

Well, damn. I was hoping that he would have realized that people didn't like Prometheus because the plot absolutely shatters if you have at least one conscious thought about it. Most of it was deeply nonsensical (bong-ripping dudebro scientist, unexplained zombie fungus shit, that goofy-ass axe, running away in a…

'coprolalic', ooooOOOOooooooo