He'll find a way to make that tomato a very lethal item indeed.

We have two smug fatass cats in our house. It's not a huge leap.

Wait, wait, wait, I got this, the trumpies like this term- 'Kek'

I can only imagine the smell.

Wooooow, man… you Blues fans are a new level of nihilism. I should be angrier at that chirp but I think that comes from too dark a place…

sigh… didn't need that shred of hope anyways

On the flip side, he'd probably be a top-six candidate on my hapless Avalanche team. *sobs*

I'm not wearing hockey pants.

I honest-to-god liked the remix album, still do, do not know why.

Yeah, god forbid I have good memories of the album that perfectly complemented my angsty early 00's teen-hood before I grew up and realized that LP was mostly dreck.

Faded polaroid photography, Kirsten Dunst and weeeeed bro
we're GENIUSES!

decent user/comment synergy, I must admit

cheap plug here for Nietzsche Family Circus, which can be found at the website of the same name minus spaces.

Joke's on y'all, commenters. You think a man with three safety pins in his ear gives a fuck about your incessant ragging? He's ready for anything.

Past couple of years here have been actually decent by our standards. Haven't had a nightmare heat-wave since, 2011?

I had to run away from all the medias for about six weeks after the election. Life is tweaky enough already.

Wait, wait, wait - there's a dating app that matches people based on mutual dislikes? That's incredibly depressing.

They're great working/hiking/outdoors shorts. I get that they aren't kosher for when you actually need to dress up for an event or something, but geez, the hate is a bit overkill. Why are we comparing everything to 00's douche-bro culture?

Thanx but I'm worried about the S&M economy nowadays, so I will pass. With so much masochism widely available on anything that has a screen and/or speakers, I will instead choose to support my local dominatrix and/or taxman instead.

Sigh… just lie to me next time I guess