L…ludicrous, you say?

It was a simpler time then, we generally didn't have too many targets of significance to rag on so we chose the poor earnest theatre nerd.

sigh

Apparently I need to install more RAM in my creaky Empathy Generator so that I may further sympathize with these poor kids living in such refugee-like conditions. Oh the hue manatee.

What's the studio equivalent of 'pyramid scheme'? Because that's what this is quickly starting to feel like. How do you get this much vague screwy shit in pre-production on a broadcast network?

It took me years to get Plastic Beach.

What I would do to scrub my memory of 'turrrtle, turrtle'

Boom, next fantasy team name solved. Thanks!

Can we… not have a sequel to Fury Road? It was perfect. It can't be topped for a generation at least. Please.

A headline like that should come with a Surgeon General's warning.

Is it possible to feel bad for the hard-working scribes thrown out the door while at the same time rejoicing that the Big Bad of cable got absolutely body-slammed today? There's your warning shot, cable industry.

In the middle of the playoffs, natch

I know that 'Red Wedding' remarks are pretty cliche at this point, but then again they did just ax Jayson Stark…

Scum of the earth, even by YouTube 'personality' standards

He's not wrong you know, I've been dead for years.

Now don't you go drag ol boring-but-reliable Honda into this

Thank you for the invitation to read more, but I must pass.

My beloved grandfather (RIP) was from Pittsburg, TX.
He'd still probably hate this band.

When it comes to FPSs nowadays I basically stick to the Id Software line, because I don't have any qualms about fucking up demons from hell or sci-fi zombie Nazis.

Canadian news media rebuttal: "but goofy suits tho"