…naw brah, naw. C'mon now. nawwww

Transcendence really set the bar for 'phoning it in', didn't it?

Ya know, the Water Temple was a pretty effective (if not thoroughly excruciating) lesson in applying 3D spatial reasoning skills. I've played through about three times in my life and each time I have to sit back at that map and wonder what pocket I forgot to look in for that last damn key.

New Gatti's about to open in FW. I haven't seen a Gatti's in the DFW region for what seems like a really, really long time.

Where did all these 'National [ ] Day' things come from, ultimately? I feel like this wasn't as much of a thing at least 6-7 years ago. I could be completely wrong, though.

I imagine soon they'll actually start cracking down on that, so maybe? idk

But nothing said of the reign of willful ignorance that is Lauer and Vieira. I pirate the BBC opening ceremony coverage every cycle.

'rapid-fire barrage of social criticism'?
Buddy, that pace is a bit slow for the times nowadays.
Might I recommend going full DOOM chainsaw?

Hey, I have to shitpost in an office setting, you know!

I don't think P-W-S-A has anything to defend, really. He absolutely knows his market, and what's more, respects it. A real hack auteur. You do you man. Event Horizon is always on my top b-films list.

I'm still surprised that Donald Sutherland hasn't gotten an Oscar nomination period.

I still haven't seen it and I'm still not inclined to. Why is this? I can enjoy a good musical, and I thought Whiplash was the shit.

Well, we're not quite yet at the minimum three year limit (specials notwithstanding) so… amateurs

But but… his beard… is HER HAIR, MAN!!!

Ya'll calm down now, it'll be ok. I was at Denver International recently and I got to see the Freemason time capsule up close. We have until 2094. It's ok. Deep breaths.

I've been mentally pronouncing it 'Holo-cefner' for how many years now? Oops.

If it's not meant to be, guys, it's not meant to be. Jumping through (even more!) narrative hoops isn't going to cover up the fact that it's not 2003 anymore and a lot of these actors really have moved to bigger things in their careers.

Isn't vaporwave being passe THE point?

I'm still holding out for "The Inevitable James Jones", personally

Are you implying that you can't better than this? Slacker.