My cats bite and claw me everyday. I deserve it because I’m alive.

Seriously, Gawker Media needs to bring Malcom on as a full-time writer/analyst/whatever. Everything you do with him is awesome and a great read. Not to mention that he’s just an all around badass.

I originally read this as she survived but also killed her husband. O.o

Could you work your magic on a certain British actor who resembles an otter?

Jughead still wears a crown. All is well in the world.

For the record, this is how Jughead was waaay back in the day before he became just some glutton with no real point other than being a glutton around the late 80’s early 90’s.

Yeah, my 10th grade sex ed class did a similar thing with a rose that we passed around and each took a petal off of (gross). It was weird, because it wasn’t even an abstinence-only curriculum, but they were required to bring in an abstinence speaker. I wrote him a very strongly-worded letter about how he was being…

Thank you for the link. Ms. Smart is very right on, especially in this example, explaining how the concept of “sexual purity” factored into her decision not to run-

Elizabeth Smart is a woman of unthinkable courage and strength. She has chosen the most noble path possible. Her activism for children who have been raped and sexually abused has no doubt saved countless lives and helped to begin the process of mending damaged souls. She is doing the single most important thing to end…

It looks like it’s signed with an em dash (“—H”), not a hyphen (“-H”) which probably means something to my nutcase conspiracy-theory-believing friends on Facebook.

My go-to for accidental farts is to say, “NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION, BUTT!” It seems to work well.

Hmmm. Tough one. “Let’s see if I can’t get through the rest of this night without zipping myself to your textiles?” I dunno.

Haha, obviously you have never worked in the auto service industry. I had a doctor with a 750 that would only replace tires once they wouldn’t hold air. A doctor. There are a lot of stupid, irrational and crazy people in the world. Most everyone here has a car, which means at somepoint they will come into the shop.

You’re correct that there is no statutory basis for “refusing to release” a vehicle, and this statement has been used to scare customers. But, as a former franchise repair facility(ies) owner, I can’t even count the number of times that people brought in cars with less than one wheel’s worth of brakes (in to the…

Oh, I can’t hold your car or force repairs. What I can do is document the shit out of the repair order that your car is unsafe and advise it not to be driven and should be towed to another facility. I have seen stuff get declined where pads are metal to metal or the cast veins in the rotor are showing and people won’t…

Honestly, I think there is a double-standard at play because he is a seemingly very nice, goofy, cute guy that Jez Nation thinks is adorable. Hell, I think he’s adorable! But he has repeatedly stripped down from high school to adult workplaces after being told repeatedly to refrain from doing so because 1) it makes…

This is an interesting look into the pathology of how us Jezzies feel about a guy whipping his dick out. People seem to be amused, bemused, and/or ambivalent about Pratt doing it, but in a million and one other circumstances a guy who does this would be derided as a creep.

All due respect to these women conceived via rape but I don’t have one fuck to give about their opinions on this matter. I care about the women who are looking at being forced to carry their rapist’s babies and give birth to them. Those are the women this is about. Screw this asshole and these women for thinking their…