You know how some people listen and some people simply wait to talk? Lena Dunham waits to talk. You can see her using every last iota of self control to prevent her mouth from opening while Kaling was speaking.

Fuck right off, you monster!

I grew up when all these diseases were rampant. Polio was still around too, but I got my first dose of vaccine in second grade. They were awful illnesses. Why any parent would want to risk their child potentially having any of them if it can be prevented, is beyond me.

When my husband and I first started dating over 10 years ago we would have raging debates about the virtues (or in my opinion the lack of virtues) of a free market. We eventually learned to agree to disagree and had enough other compatibility that it wasn't a show stopper. (It also helped that despite the fact that he…

Oh good, another option that other women will judge me for choosing or not choosing! #themiracleofbirth

Prolonged exposure can cause spontaneous abortion and a host of health issues in the developing fetus. When you are delivering, the exposure isn't prolonged, and the baby is coming out, so the risks aren't the same as they would be for a pregnant dentist or other health professional exposed to the gas throughout her…

I had laughing gas (entinox) 10 weeks ago during the delivery of my daughter. In my opinion, it barely takes the edge off the pain itself, but it did allow me to "rest" in a drowsy haze between contractions, so that was a plus (30 hr labour so I was getting pretty tired). Of course, the fact that it didn't do much…

"MOMMY!"

I saw that bit with Atul Gawande last week. Dude's a Rhodes Scholar and MacArthur fellow who got his MD from Harvard. But yes, Bill Maher, agree to disagree. My boyfriend immediately made the same comment you did about climate change deniers. Maher's no better than them.

Yet he admires how Johnny Carson used to handle jokes that bombed. (Hint: Carson didn't get touchy, nor did he accuse the audience of being humorless.)

Seth Rogen was on his show late last year (promoting the interview before it got pulled). Maher asked him if it's hard to be a comedian because everyone is so politically correct and sensitive these days. Rogen responded something to the effect of, "I think a lot of people who complain about political correctness…

9. I've kept a health log since 1975 with any medications I ever took.

Yeah, I'm kinda like "bitch please, just go to jail for 2 weeks or whatever and get it over with". If she goes to county she can get 2 for 1 or even 3 for 1 time. As long as LL isn't trying to vote or open a burger chain like Wahlberg, I don't see how having a record is going to screw up her life. Dealing with…

I don't regard it as pedantry in this particular case, since Jezebel's been misinterpreting/ignoring the true meaning of the Immaculate Conception for as far back as I can remember. Commenters (plural) take the time to politely set the record straight but their efforts habitually fall on deaf ears and nothing seems to…

I really want her to be thrown in jail. Just because I'm really sick of rich/famous people getting off on crimes. My friends ex bil went to jail for a while for getting caught with a joint. But lilo can just never ever go to jail.

SOMEONE IS

Every 3 to 3.5 weeks I work 240 hours. Makes perfect sense it would take LiLo nearly 3 years to do 120.

Lohan puts the Quit in mosquito. (sorry, i'll show myself out now.)

Someone needs to take a stand against Big Mosquito! They've been sucking us regular folk dry for YEARS!