Bro... you were flappin your gums when he killed a sheep and filled up the green bar underneath the health and hunger bars.

YES.

When I first saw the heading I said "YES!" Then as I read the article I said, "No. No. NO. Oh god no. No. What does that even mean? And, No."

I am outraged by the growing climate of left-hand intolerance in this country. And furthermore, the term "lefty" is discriminatory, the proper term is "south-side dominant American."

...Did you just say "narrow down" and "gold 1990 Honda Accord" in the same sentence?

I heard about this, it was a special color run commissioned by a few execs at UPS.

If you demand your right to use something old for no discernible reason, you're an idiot. If there are still valid reasons to use incandescent bulbs they should be discussed and balanced. If your sole argument boils down to "you're not the boss of me," (which in this case I feel it might,) then yes sometimes you…

We used to call that an Indian Burn. Sounds hot. Literally.

Damn. You beat me to it.

Thank you for being the only person to focus on the joke and not nitpick something utterly valueless

There was a reference in there, I think the extra lives in Space Harrier were little Opa-Opas.

Sounds like the Arabs are declaring war on our imaginations. Wait didn't South Park do that joke already?

I should have done that to my Sunfire. I sold it for $800 instead.

"to my poncy aesthete inclinations"

"mawkishly digestible neoteny."

+1. I just had to buy a new daily driver. I was looking for a diesel Jetta. I could count the search results on my fingers, and what was there was sporting a minimum of 6 digits on the clock and cost as much as a brand new Chevy Cobalt.

Whenever this happens they always lose something bizarre like, the ability to smell garlic, or the ability to think about things that are purple.

You missed the part where he said "Not WoW"

Crack-a-lackin'.

Ahem... NOGARO blue. Thank you sir.