she was poking herself in the tonsils with a pen. Then she SLIPPED and DROPPED the pen down her throat? "Oh, that reminds me, this one time I did accidentally ram a pen down my throat. But I had another one so I didn't think it was a big deal." What the... I'm flabbergasted by this story. How do you DROP…

REZ! You've come back to me!

I just don't get it. Yes I imagine it's difficult to look like that and not get laid. But what's the point? Why torture yourself like that?

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Oohhhh sure, blame it on the vagina. That thing is like a pocket full of excuses for you ladies isn't it?

Devil's advocate- do they have a column called Women's Complaints About Men? I bet those would be similarly awful and hilarious.

I thought the JRPG qualification was more based on the characters? JRPGs have actual characters and you're sort of watching a story being told... where WRPGs are kind of D&D based in the sense that you're creating a character from a blank slate and you're supposed to play the role (or "role-play" you might call it.)

I've always felt that way about German vs Japanese. They always just feel light and toy-like to me.

"I'd have been just fine sleeping at a campsite next to a landfill full of reclaimed duck fat."

OK, no offense, but he asked you if you play shooters, you stared at him without answering like a mental patient and so he started talking to you like a mental patient... guess who's fault that was. Giving him the ultimate benefit of the doubt, he would have said that to a comatose dude as well if he found said dude…

They should give lessons to InfinityWard.

"Who's on next?"

As a new yorker I notice virtually nothing wrong with her speech

I would love to see a sample picture since that statement makes zero sense whatsoever.

Utterly tasteless. My sister was raped by a tentacle monster from space and I am truly insulted. The shame and fear she still deals with are no laughing matter. She blames herself for it.

You nailed it.

My favorite part was when the guy I hated had pain inflicted on him.

So 30% is too much for them to take, based on the fact that you clicked a lot in something they created, and you deserve the rewards?

GATORADE. Seriously. Try it. Glass of Gatorade, glass of water, back to bed, nap, then get up and eat a greasy-ass burger. No more hangover.

Why is "3 days in a row" an excuse to stink? Nobody's sleeping in tents and the last I checked hotel rooms come equipped with showers. This ain't Bonnaroo.