Jedi Double-Donger

@Paul Y. is dumb all over: Not in the slightest. To justify your analogy, Porsche would have to say yes, win, and then gloat about it.

not a fan of the #trainlopnik tag... how about #locolopnik? Or is that already used for low rider El Caminos?

1.) Race against a Porsche

@DoesMyPhaceLookPhat: Same door handle that was on my 1989 Beretta. Not a bad shape for '89... too bad it had a sewing machine where the engine was supposed to be.

I really liked your review. You captured the thoughts and feelings behind the drive very well.

Wow... first off that was amazingly fun to watch.

I smell an unintended acceleration suit!

I will NOT be putting this body kit on MY Murcielago.

This will be excellent competition for the M5. Wait, what??

Note the Masonic Lodge in the background. Could the preservation of this Challenger be part of a larger conspiracy? Despite all evidence to the contrary, I say "yes."

These games really are sick and evil for the developer responsible. They trick you into a web of cute, colorful obligations, and then offer you the relief of paying your way out.

@N-Robes: I agree entirely... it wouldn't have detracted from the speech to simply say "it does not satisfy all of them" instead. In fact, he could have said "fails the first 3 rules", and having never stated the rules, it would seem just as important.

Intended Deceleration

@BlueBomb: it's also not a twin turbo, it's a single "twin impeller" turbocharger.

@BlueBomb: Whatever. You know what I meant.

I thought this sounded good on first read, but I just did some research and the current 135i already has the 3.0L TT V6. Which means this upgrade amounts to a chip change. Booooooo

Wow, that is a tasty bit of power for a car that weighs 3400 lbs. I'll be sure to buy one for my overpriviledged teenage daughter.

@Gargus: Why do you keep saying "not even complete"? Just because they plan to do more with the universe, that means the game is incomplete? Is it just because there's only 1 race?

@SundaySunday: ::golfclap:: welldone sir