A Toyota.

@MrPliskin0: Why would I think it was raining if just my leg was getting wet? doesn't make any sense.

Even if you are an Apple fanboy, you have to admit the iPad is a lazy design. It's just a giant iTouch. The shape and ergonomics make no sense for any of the things they claim it does.

Isn't that the thing that powers Iron Man's suit?

@The Cheat: It's not FWD, it's only electric FWD, GT3 motor RWD. So when it's electric it's AWD. Or something.

@VeeArrrSix: SturmgePorsche

I installed car stereos for a number of years, and I learned that cars (namely interiors) come apart way easier than you'd think. Just be a peach and take the 3 screws out. It's really not that hard.

He amazingly combined 2 of my most hated things on the earth. Put a clown at the reins of this thing, and it's over for me.

TechArt has a logo like an 80's video game company.

@tek_nic: but dude... the SHOTGUN. Think about it maaan.

My first instinct is to say it's the owner's fault for having a remote start that's missing a safety. But then I thought of this awesome analogy:

You are not ballin' unless you can afford the matching embossed pet buffalo.

@KTown Hoonboy: #11: WARNING!

@DZeroStar: That's it. You're not allowed to hide out at my house after the Revolution comes.

Who is at fault? Big mystery there.

@LandofMinos, In Soviet Australia, internet censors you: I could buy "training montage" but "outstanding performance" made the scenario too fictional.

Ok. But THIS time, there'd better be some damn cake.

You guys know that there's really no such thing as "stupidly brilliant" right?

@pj134: The rhythm doesn't work because I pronounce it Bro-ham

Wow, sexy.