Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

My dad has had a moustache and beard for my entire life. When we were little my sisters and I tried to get him to shave it off because it was itchy when he hugged us and he told us he couldn’t because he didn’t have a face underneath the hair. Now I am a grown-ass adult but I still shudder inside when his wife talks…

My point is Japan and Germany are completely different nations from what they were in World War II, important trading partners and cultural exchanges, and allies of the United States. Germany, ironically, might be the best hope for western democracy today (though France shaped up).

So, I don’t buy Frei’s cop-out that…

Wonder how he feels about Germany? Just for consistency’s sake, of course.

Gianforte is going to make Montana an embarrassment at the national level before dawn breaks tomorrow.

These guys who seek “mail order brides” do so for a reason and it has nothing to do with love or altruism. There’s no shortage of women in their countries who are their equals in age, beauty, intelligence. They want someone out of their league who they can control. So let’s not pretend these femme fatales are taking…

My money is on him trying to pull the, “I was trying to save this poor boy from a life of prostitution and was really only taking him to that motel room for Christian counseling.” Although the fact that he resigned immediately makes me think there are a lot of boys out there that he “counseled” that he is afraid will…

I always loved Vern’s designs. Probably because they were normal and not something that would cause a seizure every time I entered the room.

It’s always Hildi.

Please bring back Genevieve Gorder and Vern Yip!

“You wear a disguise to look like human guys...”

That not a man, its a chicken boo

I realized yesterday after watching a bunch of 1992 Roseannes that Dan Conner has always been my dream husband. This is probably why I’ve always been single, in nothing to write home about relationships, or dated pieces of shit. Finding a Dan is really hard.

I was at a documentary film screening on abortion and some gentleman got up during Q&A and commented “I’m glad I wasn’t an abortion.” And yet, the director called on him a 2nd time and got an equally stupid statement saying the Planned Parenthood protest marchers weren’t that bad.

Coincidentally, this is also the procedure for when the CEO of AutoZone dies.

Well, there was that Hulk Hogan thing...

I don’t want to brag, (I’m bragging, I’m so sorry) but I totally married a Dan. He is so big and loving and fun and I want to airdrop guys just like him all over the world.

I had a crush on Gene Hackman when I was 8. I totally get it.

Also, he looks a LOT like young Prince Philip, right??

Speaking of kids destroying what should have been serious moments, this happened earlier today on BBC. (Anchor interviews professor about the newly impeached South Korean president.)